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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)     
31702.75 In reply to 31702.66 

You know, I was thinking about this just the other day and Throb's reply has just reminded me: don't you agree that it's a little 'strange' that you have these images of Simon to hand? Or do you cherish fond memories of him?

 

And do you have any of his donkey porn to hand?


some things never change
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Manthorp     
31702.76 In reply to 31702.73 
Actually, I'm not sure what flies freely more: his kilt or his belly.

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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
31702.77 In reply to 31702.75 


I particularly like the chicken.

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)     
31702.80 In reply to 31702.78 
Fucking hell, is that even legal?!

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)     
31702.81 In reply to 31702.77 

It's a cock.

 

(ROFL)


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 From:  dave (10_ROGUE)  
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)     
31702.82 In reply to 31702.79 
quote: Extreme Porn Law
d. A person performing an act of intercourse or oral sex with an animal (whether dead or alive),
and a reasonable person looking at the image would think that the people and animals portrayed were real.


Just about, on the grounds that the drawing as shit and it's obviously 2 man-donkeys going at it rather than a man and a donkey.
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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
31702.83 In reply to 31702.81 
:'D

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 From:  MrTrent  
 To:  ALL
31702.84 
Shouldn't the voting link be removed from the start page?

MrTrent A young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless. In a world of criminals who operate above the law.

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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  MrTrent     
31702.85 In reply to 31702.84 
Not until they're awarded. Are you undermining the democratic process?

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  Manthorp     
31702.86 In reply to 31702.85 
Lynch him.

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)     
31702.87 In reply to 31702.86 

bastard by name, bastard by nature

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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
31702.88 In reply to 31702.87 
Good work, thanks.

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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
31702.89 In reply to 31702.87 
Fate worse than death, that.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Manthorp     
31702.90 In reply to 31702.89 
Admit it, you felt a stirring in your loins.

bastard by name, bastard by nature

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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
31702.91 In reply to 31702.90 

That's just the whisk he's got down his pants.

 

Randy pan that he is.


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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  graphitone     
31702.92 In reply to 31702.91 
It's his 'charm enhancer'.

bastard by name, bastard by nature

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
31702.93 In reply to 31702.92 
I thought that was the rohypnol.


The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  koswix     
31702.94 In reply to 31702.93 
They work together. Like two-part epoxy, only not as good at mending broken china.

bastard by name, bastard by nature

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