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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)    26 Dec 2007 22:18 
 To:  Manthorp      41 of 119 
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I won them all, but I thought it'd be rude to mention it. Plus I awarded myself an extra mince pie for running the second-worst awards ceremony ever.

 

(The worst is still the Sam Fox & Mick Fleetwood 1989 Brits)

Kenny
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One Night At McCool's

There's one thing I don't understand: Why would Randy and Jewel, for some reason, have sex right at the beginning of the movie?

-- Um, like, are you kidding? Randy sees the golden opportunity (like finding plutonium by accident) and takes it.
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 From:  JonCooper   27 Dec 2007 01:16 
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mike quigabyte (in this very thread) for best returnee from an extended whatsit
Jon
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 From:  Manthorp   11 Apr 2008 06:11 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)       43 of 119 
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We should probably be getting on with these, Kenny.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  Manthorp   12 Jun 2008 14:05 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)       44 of 119 
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Probably time to get going on this one.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)    12 Jun 2008 14:52 
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What's the rush?
Kenny
The Wisdom of IMDB Messageboards:
One Night At McCool's

There's one thing I don't understand: Why would Randy and Jewel, for some reason, have sex right at the beginning of the movie?

-- Um, like, are you kidding? Randy sees the golden opportunity (like finding plutonium by accident) and takes it.
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 From:  Manthorp   29 Jun 2008 11:29 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)       46 of 119 
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Can I suggest a new category? It's for The Most Spectacular Pratfall in the Year Ahead.

It's a sort of precognitive thing; I think I may have a nominee.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  koswix   29 Jun 2008 12:14 
 To:  Manthorp      47 of 119 
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more like a nominankle.

69, also known by its French name soixante-neuf (sixty-nine), is a sexual activity. In this position, two people orient themselves such that each person's mouth is near the other's genitals, simultaneously performing oral sex. This position can be performed in opposite-sex or same-sex pairings.
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 From:  Manthorp   29 Jun 2008 12:35 
 To:  koswix      48 of 119 
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Arfle. Or rather, ankle (again).
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  koswix   29 Jun 2008 12:48 
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I'm putting a stop to this right now.

69, also known by its French name soixante-neuf (sixty-nine), is a sexual activity. In this position, two people orient themselves such that each person's mouth is near the other's genitals, simultaneously performing oral sex. This position can be performed in opposite-sex or same-sex pairings.
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 From:  Mouse   1 Jul 2008 22:47 
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Bastards.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Manthorp   1 Jul 2008 23:16 
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Gimpy.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  koswix   31 Jul 2008 16:03 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)       52 of 119 
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These awards are now so renowned that they're the first result for 'Teh Forum' on Cool.

Lucky Pierre, a sexual position in which during a three-person sexual encounter with at least two men participating, one male penetrates the anus of the other male, who is simultaneously penetrating either the anus or the vagina of the third person. The man in the middle, who both gives and receives, is the "Lucky Pierre".
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)    31 Jul 2008 16:13 
 To:  koswix      53 of 119 
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Hurrah!

 

I'll get round to them eventually. No, really I will.

Kenny
The Wisdom of IMDB Messageboards:
One Night At McCool's

There's one thing I don't understand: Why would Randy and Jewel, for some reason, have sex right at the beginning of the movie?

-- Um, like, are you kidding? Randy sees the golden opportunity (like finding plutonium by accident) and takes it.
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 From:  Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ)   7 Aug 2008 11:35 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)       54 of 119 
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I wouldn't...give it a couple more years and it'll become the stuff of legend.

-
growing bingo wings
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 From:  Voltane   7 Aug 2008 15:07 
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I'm rather worried about the Best Returnee award.

 

How are we supposed to choose?
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)    7 Aug 2008 15:24 
 To:  Voltane      56 of 119 
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Wait.
Kenny
The Wisdom of IMDB Messageboards:
One Night At McCool's

There's one thing I don't understand: Why would Randy and Jewel, for some reason, have sex right at the beginning of the movie?

-- Um, like, are you kidding? Randy sees the golden opportunity (like finding plutonium by accident) and takes it.
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 From:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)   12 Aug 2008 09:49 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)       57 of 119 
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It took me about 5.3 seconds to get it (fail)
[...Insert Brain Here...]
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 From:  Matt   3 Jan 2009 19:37 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)       58 of 119 
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Did you have any kind of schedule in mind for these awards?

doohicky
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 From:  Dave!!   3 Jan 2009 20:22 
 To:  Matt      59 of 119 
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Maybe he's saving them to celebrate the release of Beehive version 1.0 ;)
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   3 Jan 2009 20:25 
 To:  Dave!!      60 of 119 
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You've got the glue supply haven't you?

 

That was to Milko :C

 

I'll go and learn how to make replies in the corner.
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