I think Kenny's been leading us down the garden path with this one.
I've reread the thread and around post 41-ish, he says that he's given all the awards to himself.
He's been stringing us along with false promises of a 2007 award ceremony while no doubt drinking Skol with abandon from all his nefariously ill gotten trophies, laughing at us all.
I say we hire a lynch mob and send them round to his flat.