Give the poor sod a chance, he's only had 9 days, 10 years and 42 minutes.
It's like they say in those Guinness and Heinz adverts. and you know what KJ's like - such a lightweight it only takes the slightest whiff of ketchup to have him squirming on the floor hallucinating about how Diego the chippie is a woman and flirting with him.
I think Kenny's been leading us down the garden path with this one.
I've reread the thread and around post 41-ish, he says that he's given all the awards to himself.
He's been stringing us along with false promises of a 2007 award ceremony while no doubt drinking Skol with abandon from all his nefariously ill gotten trophies, laughing at us all.
I say we hire a lynch mob and send them round to his flat.