I like to think his password was based around what he likes on his pizzas, but by being noncommittal to us about the whole subject, I suspect his tastes vary from day to day, week to week, in a fractured and fickle way, and that being the case would take even the Feds' best efforts centuries to crack.
I think we're onto something. So all he has to do is choose another password system, which then frees up his clandestine pizza toppings for the world to enjoy.
> That's weird this shows as being edited by Matt on the mobile version and not on the desktop version
That is odd - there's an "edit_text" div on light mode that isn't even in the HTML for full mode. Not just that post either - your edit marker only appears in light too, so presumably a missing line or broken if statement.