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 From:  UNITRIGGER (TRIGGERUNI)  
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27523.1 

I need favour?

 

If you can list all the troubleshooting queries you have for anyday of any week. This week or next week. Im not gonn ask you to do one for tomorow as its Friday. Maybe one day of next week, yeah?

 

Just list all the User queries you get for one day.

 

THanks. I will buy you a pressy if you do it.

 

Ta.

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 From:  Dave!!  
 To:  UNITRIGGER (TRIGGERUNI)     
27523.2 In reply to 27523.1 

I can go back through our helpdesk logs for a week and post some of the problems up? Not sure exactly how it'll help though, the important thing is knowing about Windows and other software, apps, networking and hardware stuff rather than looking at individual problems.

 

In fact, here's a selection from the last week or so. I've removed all of the basic "Reset my password please" ones.

 

1) Enable network port 3021
2) User can't save files on the share drive. Claims files are read only, colleagues can save files with no problems
3) A3 Printer on third floor is creasing pages as they print.
4) New user needs setting up on Lotus Notes
5) WVDC Address book not showing up in Notes for a particular user
6) PC won't boot. Complains about missing NTLDR file.
7) Upgrade memory of all Benefits PCs to 512MB and re-audit
8) Install Colour Business Inkjet drivers onto users PC
9) Swap 2 PCs over.


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 From:  lp  
 To:  UNITRIGGER (TRIGGERUNI)     
27523.3 In reply to 27523.1 

Email's fucked

 

Paul, the email's still fucked

 

The email's fucked

 

Paul, the email's still fucked.

 

That's about it.

We are gods at this kind of thing!
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 From:  UNITRIGGER (TRIGGERUNI)  
 To:  Dave!!     
27523.5 In reply to 27523.2 

Is that a days work?

 

Thats not too bad, then.

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 From:  Dave!!  
 To:  UNITRIGGER (TRIGGERUNI)     
27523.6 In reply to 27523.5 
No, that's a weeks work. There's plenty of other odds and sods mind, they're just the bigger jobs from the helpdesk system.

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"Everyone is entitled to an opinion, just as everyone is entitled to disagree with someone's opinion. The other important skill is the ability to distinguish between someone attacking your opinion because they don't agree with it, and someone just attacking you personally because you're a fool." - Me, 2005.
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 From:  Darren  
 To:  UNITRIGGER (TRIGGERUNI)     
27523.7 In reply to 27523.1 

Merlin
Avaya
Avaya
Local Printer
Keyboard
Novell
Novell
Other
Monitor
Novell
Novell
Adaware
Avaya
MS Outlook
Photoshop
Other
Merlin

 

I'm just a hardware man, so I didn't have much to do.


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 From:  A nickname is required, (IMPALERX)  
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27523.8 In reply to 27523.1 
"How do I put an animated gif of Charlotte Church's breasts on my desktop?"

Crap sigginess
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 From:  Stoo  
 To:  A nickname is required, (IMPALERX)     
27523.9 In reply to 27523.8 


Hpnotic, aren't they.

How she's grown........ (heart) (heart) (heart)
Stu
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 From:  Dave!!  
 To:  Stoo     
27523.10 In reply to 27523.9 
There /HAS/ to be some photoshopyness there. They're bouncing virtually up to her neck!! :O

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 From:  Stoo  
 To:  Dave!!     
27523.11 In reply to 27523.10 
I've seen the music video it's taken from - it's real alright.
Stu
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 From:  Mouse  
 To:  UNITRIGGER (TRIGGERUNI)     
27523.12 In reply to 27523.1 
I use Photoshop Elephants. Some times when I try and do lots, I get a bleu screen. How come?

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 From:  Mouse  
 To:  UNITRIGGER (TRIGGERUNI)     
27523.13 In reply to 27523.1 
Oh and for my pressie I require some red wrapped Lindt chocolate. THe one with the truffle centre. Thanks.

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 From:  Stoo  
 To:  Mouse     
27523.14 In reply to 27523.13 
Those chocolates are delicious. I want some too :(
Stu
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 From:  A nickname is required, (IMPALERX)  
 To:  Stoo     
27523.15 In reply to 27523.9 
That would be the picture that is adorning the afore-mentioned desktop, tis more hypnotic than the Penguin's swirly-whirly umbrella.

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Fascinating. Intriguing. That brand of tit-tape is so strong, so awesome, so powerful that if it was released from it's underwired breasty cage, it would take over the world without even breaking a sweat. Must get me some.

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 From:  patch  
 To:  Dave!!     
27523.16 In reply to 27523.10 
The funniest part of the video is the way the spotlight focuses on her tits but leaves the tree-trunks she calls legs carefully hidden in the shadows. It's not even that subtle.

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 From:  Mouse  
 To:  Stoo     
27523.17 In reply to 27523.14 
THE BESTEST IN THE WORLD. FACTOID.

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 From:  Ally  
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27523.18 In reply to 27523.9 


Look, he's smitten!
the human torch was denied a bank loan
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 From:  UNITRIGGER (TRIGGERUNI)  
 To:  Mouse     
27523.19 In reply to 27523.12 

You have bad text/keyboard virus on your PC mr bleu.

 

Want me to come round and sort it?

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 From:  UNITRIGGER (TRIGGERUNI)  
 To:  Mouse     
27523.20 In reply to 27523.13 
Fill me in, I'v been away.
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