Dan says:
What's up with you?
Google says:
Nothing, I'm fine. <kills small animals>
Dan says:
You were fine earlier
Google says:
IM FUCKING FINE. FOR CHRISTS SAKE. IM OKAY.
Dan says:
I've got something that'll cheer you up <winks seductively>
Google says:
I'm not in the mood. I have a headache
Dan says:
Orgams are proven to releave stress
Google says:
FUCK /OFF/