A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
Umm... no I don't. I hope I don't... I'm just sooo lazy and the stuff I'm supposed to learn is sooo boring... :'( It's much more fun to post here or chat with someone :D
Now you listen here, young lady. You turn that machine off RIGHT NOW, close the curtains so as not to be distracted by the gorgeous weather and open up your reference books.
You're not too old to be put over my knee, you know.
Democracy shouldn't be too difficult to sell to dictators: after all, Hitler was elected
The curtains have been closed for a couple of hours, 'cos it's too sunny and I can't see a thing with them opened. I'm not turning my computer off because I need my winamp - if I don't listen to music, I get distracted by my brother/cats fighting outside/birds/car alarms going off/neighbours drilling holes in walls/computer (it sux and it's noisy).
...but i'm gonna go something useful and at least try to study now... and the first step is to close the browser...
(I hate my internet connection, I've been trying too post this for 15 minutes...)
"Curiosity not only killed the cat, it threw it in the river with weights tied to its feet."
