Bolleaux! I nip up to tell the fruits that I'm going to the shop to buy beer and what happens? The bloated monster is galvanised into a new lease of unlife.
You know what this means, don't you? It'll go on until one day time will catch up with it and it'll collapse into dust, bunging up the works of teh forum and forcing us to move servers again.
That wouldn't be Linus Thorvald, trying to earn a dishonest bob or two, would it? I knew he should've tried flogging that OS, even though it's a bit poo.
