Golly. I am impressed by the strength of your collective feelings. It seems that even a Frankenstein's monster can be loved if it hangs around long enough looking mopey.
I Can't Tell You Why, but it seems I should Learn To Be Still, for some of you Lyin'Eyes it (sorry). In The Long Run, One of These Nights someone will Take It to the Limit and before you know where you are, it'll be Already Gone. And good fucking riddance.
Nope, it was started on PC Gamer/Yourlost by an American chap. Who actually recently popped up briefly on State again, it seems. Oddness. I preferred Haiku Whore, overall.