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 From:  Mouse  
 To:  Gobfounded (YVE)     
2226.314 In reply to 2226.313 
Picture a child eating a chocolate orb the size of it's own head.

Mother: "You know you're getting that because jesus died for our sins"
Kid: "Yeah, sgreat"

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Darren     
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Auscwits wasn't a hotel, rhen?
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Manthorp      
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are
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 From:  Mouse  
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)     
2226.317 In reply to 2226.312 
Incidentally, I found something nicer than Twirls. A Twril borken up and put on top of a Cadburys Tinned Chocolate pudding. Sex.
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  Mouse     
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Twirls are great. Greg is wrong. FACTYOURIGHTINYOURFACTINGEAR!!!

Kenny
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 From:  Darren  
 To:  koswix     
2226.320 In reply to 2226.315 
Yes. It was a one-star hotel. Gedditttt?

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Darren     
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no, do you?
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 From:  Darren  
 To:  koswix     
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Regularly.

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 From:  andy  
 To:  Darren     
2226.323 In reply to 2226.322 
"Rohypnol".
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  andy     
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How does it smell?
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 From:  andy  
 To:  koswix     
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Ouch!
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  andy     
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THe old ones are the bestest.
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 From:  Mouse  
 To:  Manthorp      
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Your balls that started this thread rolling back in February seem to have been cut during the data black out :(
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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  Mouse     
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I'm just about finishing another, which I'll post as soon as I'm done.

Hey Mouse! Gabe & Gill are on their way now!
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 From:  Manthorp   
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Just finished my fifth ball in record time. It's got two scenes of the German occupation.

The first is taken from a recruiting poster for the Legion of St. George, a legion of British Nazi soldiers recruited from the Channel Islands and from the ranks of prisoners of war. The Jerseyese don't like to admit this part of their history, but I felt the St. George reference made it directly relevant.

The second scene is of the German occupation of Gorey castle (where my balls will be on permanent display). One of the soldiers is chucking out of the window half of a much battered statue of St. Mary, who has already suffered the indignity of being built into a wall during the reformation.

My next might be the dragon one I've been saving up (NOT St. George, actually, but a Marian legend), full of action and gore and coils. Or one about a fraudulent priest. Either wouid be fun.

PH34R M1 PUN-5K1LL5
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 From:  steve  
 To:  Manthorp      
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You are the wood-god :D

And eeef for working on them that tiny, with the ammount my hands shake doing stuff like that, I'd need to work on balls with 5m diametre!

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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  steve     
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They would be bloody impressive, mind

PH34R M1 PUN-5K1LL5
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 From:  AND HIS PROPHET IS (MOHAMED42)  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.332 In reply to 2226.329 
:-O

How much are you charging them for that kind of work? I wish I had some sort of something I needed done in wood, if I did I'd have you do it.


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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
 To:  Manthorp      
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They are brilliant!!

And the thread is back as well!

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