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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)     
2226.301 In reply to 2226.295 
Somewhere else round here, englishpaul was saying that his oldest son is getting married in tropical parts, and it'd cost £2500 for him to attend. Mikee needs at least a grand to get his t-shirt making enterprise off the ground. £2500 would help buy prosthetic arms for little Ali the bombed Iraqi kid, or allow Andee to put a deposit on a RealDoll. With £2500, Steve Manthorp could buy enough Dremel bits to carve a ball the size of a melon, or allow Kev to pretend to be a big carved ball for a month. It could save starving children in Africa; tackle deforestation in the Amazon basin or help the victims of Agent Orange spraying in Vietnam.

But yeah, I'll add it to the list of things I'd like to be able to do with any spare wads of £2500 I happen to find lying around. It'll be right up there between buying Wayne his car and Simon a metric ton of beef jerky.

Kenny
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 From:  andy  
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)     
2226.302 In reply to 2226.301 
Hey, I don't need the /whole/ doll. Just the pelvic region will be fine. And a singular breast, perhaps.

I'll spend the rest of the £2500 on lubrication and Nelson Mandela's public speaking cassettes.
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 From:  kara  
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)     
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Simon is likely to share the jerky, and so should come ahead of Wayne's car (maybe, John).
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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  ANT_THOMAS     
2226.305 In reply to 2226.297 
Hey, what do you mean 'at least'?

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 From:  Mouse  
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)     
2226.306 In reply to 2226.291 
I got a single twix easter egg, a cadburys cream egg and bag of coffee (!) from my girlfriends mother.
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 From:  Woggy  
 To:  Racoon     
2226.307 In reply to 2226.270 
Or use up loads of bandwidth with and bot that posts endless crap non stop.

Oh sorry, thats wayne. (Harsh)

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 From:  Mouse  
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)     
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Well I'm mor of a Twirl man myself but I musn't grumble.
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 From:  Mouse  
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)     
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Twirls are full of chocolately goodness, they are not wrong, unlike you.
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 From:  Gobfounded (YVE)  
 To:  Mouse     
2226.313 In reply to 2226.306 
me and wibbly have so far shared a giant kinder egg and polished off a whittards egg that i got "free" with a mug.



I start typing lessons next week.
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 From:  Mouse  
 To:  Gobfounded (YVE)     
2226.314 In reply to 2226.313 
Picture a child eating a chocolate orb the size of it's own head.

Mother: "You know you're getting that because jesus died for our sins"
Kid: "Yeah, sgreat"

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Darren     
2226.315 In reply to 2226.183 
Auscwits wasn't a hotel, rhen?
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Manthorp      
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 From:  Mouse  
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)     
2226.317 In reply to 2226.312 
Incidentally, I found something nicer than Twirls. A Twril borken up and put on top of a Cadburys Tinned Chocolate pudding. Sex.
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  Mouse     
2226.318 In reply to 2226.317 
Twirls are great. Greg is wrong. FACTYOURIGHTINYOURFACTINGEAR!!!

Kenny
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 From:  Darren  
 To:  koswix     
2226.320 In reply to 2226.315 
Yes. It was a one-star hotel. Gedditttt?

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