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 From:  milko  
 To:  TheCelticScribe     
2226.2408 In reply to 2226.2405 
I remember one me and Xen and Andy and possibly others did, I got banned for a bit over it. Since this happened around the time of the 'milko imposters' it was quite amusingly hard trying to convince anyone I was me under a new ID. Ah, what a thread though. And it'd been done at least twice before as well.

IS THE CAT OK??????????

milko
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  william     
2226.2409 In reply to 2226.2382 
Oh dear, Delphi wants me to register :(

bastard by name, bastard by nature

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  milko     
2226.2410 In reply to 2226.2408 
Hmm. How do we know that this /is/ the real you? Allwe have is your word for it.


The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)  
 To:  milko     
2226.2411 In reply to 2226.2408 
I'd forgotten about the milko impostering. That was funny.

Happy now?

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 From:  milko  
 To:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)     
2226.2412 In reply to 2226.2411 
Yeah. Do it again, saves me having to express opinions on things!

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  milko     
2226.2413 In reply to 2226.2412 
B-b-but you're so good at ummm ahhhh whatever you think's best! :((

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 From:  william  
 To:  Mouse     
2226.2414 In reply to 2226.2413 
When you say a Manthorp's ball type crack do you mean as in this thread?
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 From:  Mouse  
 To:  william     
2226.2415 In reply to 2226.2414 
The very same.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  william  
 To:  Mouse     
2226.2416 In reply to 2226.2415 
I wonder if he's whittled anything lately - other than his whittling fingers?
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 From:  Mouse  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2417 
Hello, I'd like to commission you to whittle me a pair of buttocks.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Mouse     
2226.2418 In reply to 2226.2417 
For a moment there my eyes saw 'll' until they focussed properly. Either way, you'll sound like you're playing the castanets when you walk.

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 From:  Mouse  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
2226.2419 In reply to 2226.2418 
That would be awesome.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  william     
2226.2420 In reply to 2226.2416 
I am whittling a snail in horn and Tagua nut on an African Blackwood stand. Just got the snail's body to go. I'll post pix when it's finished.

But mostly I whittle multimedia installations with GreyHair now. We're in the process of filling a bus shelter near Ricard00's gaff with CGI mermaids.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  Mouse     
2226.2421 In reply to 2226.2417 
Everybody at the Meat will get splinters.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2422 In reply to 2226.2420 

Can you whittle me a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma?

 

I would prefer persimmon, on a rosewood plinth.

 

Also, my religious observances prohibit me from paying for materials or labour.

Happy now?

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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)     
2226.2423 In reply to 2226.2422 
I have knocked up a maquette in sculptor's wax and posted it into your sense of the ineffable for approval and amendments.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2424 In reply to 2226.2423 
Ew, that's not sculptor's wax!

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 From:  Gobfounded (YVE)  
 To:  ALL
2226.2425 
Just sticking this thingumy from the crafts council here for people wot likes breaking balls. (or any other "crafty" stuff.)



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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  Gobfounded (YVE)     
2226.2426 In reply to 2226.2425 
Good one Yve. I went all political on their basket-woven arses:

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Craft matters to me - but the Crafts Council took a philosophically and tactically indefensible decision years back when it chose to nail all its colours to the mast of a contemporary art-inspired model of avant gardism.

If the Crafts Council wishes to survive (and in so doing, support the craft pathfinders) it should look to the Japanese model of a balanced approach that enshrines and celebritises masters of traditional craft forms, whilst playing the avant garde against them.

It's not a particularly taxing concept: It's a spurious Coke Vs. Pepsi deathmatch, with the avant garde defended by the young and self-consciously trendy and the traditional by the older and crustier. It doesn't matter a damn who is higher in the ratings; what matters is that the Craft Council annexes both camps. Once it holds that position it doesn't have to defend the one against the other: it owns both.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2427 In reply to 2226.2426 
You have so fucking owned the CC, they just gotta capitulate. Those fucking basket weavers and lino cutters won't know what hit 'em when you get the guns of the Battleship Potterykiln trained on their arses.

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