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 From:  koswix  
 To:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)     
2226.2348 In reply to 2226.2347 
2348: Kos gives up on trying to have a decent PC and goes back to buying Wee Dave's hand-me-downs.


Lucky Pierre, a sexual position in which during a three-person sexual encounter with at least two men participating, one male penetrates the anus of the other male, who is simultaneously penetrating either the anus or the vagina of the third person. The man in the middle, who both gives and receives, is the "Lucky Pierre".
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 From:  william  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2349 In reply to 2226.2348 
How's the old wounded paw these days?

Up to tinkering with any more balls?
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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  william     
2226.2350 In reply to 2226.2349 
It's still not right, but improving slowly.

I started whittling again before Christmas - I decided that a year's break was plenty. As it turned out, it was good physio and I have for the first time regained some feeling in the two fingers in question.

The other curious aspect of their recovery is that the scar tissue is working its way up to and out of the skin. Not in great gruesome lumps or anything, but just in little callouses. Very odd.

I made GreyHair a business card case for her birthday and I'm on with another piece at the moment - a snail, which I have carved several times in my whittling career as a sort of test piece. I'll post pix when it's done.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2351 In reply to 2226.2350 
Be careful with its shell.

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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  ANT_THOMAS     
2226.2352 In reply to 2226.2351 
Shell done. I'm girding my loins for the wibbly body, in translucent buffalo horn.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2353 In reply to 2226.2352 
You mean that buffaloes have died for your whittling pleasure? YOU CALLOUS BASTARD! :@

some things never change
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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
2226.2354 In reply to 2226.2353 
WE ATE IT ALL, even the bobbly bits.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2355 In reply to 2226.2354 

Oh that's alright then. As long as it died for a good cause.

 

Hang on, feeding starving northerners is hardly a /good/ cause! :@


some things never change
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 From:  steve  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2356 In reply to 2226.2350 
Can I hire you whittle me a chicken? :{)

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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  steve     
2226.2357 In reply to 2226.2356 
I might consider barter.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  steve  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2358 In reply to 2226.2357 
I can pay you in handdrawn pictures of chickens, four tape measures, and some of the amazing hash brownies I made the other night*.

* they taste so nice I keep eating them out of pure peckishness and then regretting it. When I have to go to work. :C
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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  steve     
2226.2359 In reply to 2226.2358 
It sounds like a deal, though by the time I get time to do it you will have eaten all the hash brownies...

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2360 In reply to 2226.2359 
I do hope the chicken will be scaled 1:1.

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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  ANT_THOMAS     
2226.2361 In reply to 2226.2360 
If it had scales it would be a reptile

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  steve  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2362 In reply to 2226.2359 
I made them for a party, like 16 of them, it took me all night (I made them properly). Within half an hour the girl whose party it was, with IBS, was doubled up in pain on the floor. She had to go to bed afterwards and we all went home. Turns out she knew she couldn't eat weed but thought it might be okay this time (fail)

So now I have a massive box of them :( And they go off within like 10 days now. WHAT DO I DO? :(

I could make you more :'S

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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  steve     
2226.2363 In reply to 2226.2362 
You must eat them yourself, for the good of all.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  spinning_plates  
 To:  steve     
2226.2364 In reply to 2226.2358 
Save some for L4D!

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 From:  Linn (INDYLS)  
 To:  steve     
2226.2365 In reply to 2226.2362 
Put them in the freezer?
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 From:  steve  
 To:  Linn (INDYLS)     
2226.2366 In reply to 2226.2365 
Was going to be the plan, but it's okay, I threw a party.

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 From:  Voltane  
 To:  steve     
2226.2367 In reply to 2226.2366 
Thanks for the invite, Steve!
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