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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  spinning_plates     
2226.2341 In reply to 2226.2340 
Or three if you're lucky.

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some things never change

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 From:  Gobfounded (YVE)  
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2226.2342 
Fish taco, anyone?



Owen at 3 and three quarters with 16m Oscar
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 From:  spinning_plates  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
2226.2343 In reply to 2226.2341 
I find it enough of a challenge just cooking for two...

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 From:  Manthorp   
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2226.2344 In reply to 2226.2343 
2344: Ricard00 sires his 13,552nd baby. Weighing in at just under 20stone, Bartlemas Flump is a comparative tiddler by 23rd century Giles standards. Massive depopulation consequent upon the 2218 Cockdropoff plague means that with this child, Ricard00 is now immediately responsible for 1/10 of the world's population.

Sadly, many share his facial features.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2345 In reply to 2226.2344 
2355: Kos finally gets round to upgrading his PC again.


Teabagging is a slang term for the act of a man placing his testicles, specifically the scrotum, in the mouth[1] or face of another person, often in a repeated in-and-out motion. The practice vaguely resembles dipping a tea bag into a cup of tea.
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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  koswix     
2226.2346 In reply to 2226.2345 
2346: Kos invents the time machine and travels nine years into the future to upgrade his PC with components that haven't been invented yet.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2347 In reply to 2226.2346 
2347: Somehow, Kos's computer is still obsolete one year later.

Twinkle, twinkle, little star, I don't wonder what you are:
You're the cooling down of gases, forming into solid masses.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)     
2226.2348 In reply to 2226.2347 
2348: Kos gives up on trying to have a decent PC and goes back to buying Wee Dave's hand-me-downs.


Lucky Pierre, a sexual position in which during a three-person sexual encounter with at least two men participating, one male penetrates the anus of the other male, who is simultaneously penetrating either the anus or the vagina of the third person. The man in the middle, who both gives and receives, is the "Lucky Pierre".
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 From:  william  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2349 In reply to 2226.2348 
How's the old wounded paw these days?

Up to tinkering with any more balls?
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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  william     
2226.2350 In reply to 2226.2349 
It's still not right, but improving slowly.

I started whittling again before Christmas - I decided that a year's break was plenty. As it turned out, it was good physio and I have for the first time regained some feeling in the two fingers in question.

The other curious aspect of their recovery is that the scar tissue is working its way up to and out of the skin. Not in great gruesome lumps or anything, but just in little callouses. Very odd.

I made GreyHair a business card case for her birthday and I'm on with another piece at the moment - a snail, which I have carved several times in my whittling career as a sort of test piece. I'll post pix when it's done.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2351 In reply to 2226.2350 
Be careful with its shell.

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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  ANT_THOMAS     
2226.2352 In reply to 2226.2351 
Shell done. I'm girding my loins for the wibbly body, in translucent buffalo horn.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2353 In reply to 2226.2352 
You mean that buffaloes have died for your whittling pleasure? YOU CALLOUS BASTARD! :@

some things never change
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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
2226.2354 In reply to 2226.2353 
WE ATE IT ALL, even the bobbly bits.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2355 In reply to 2226.2354 

Oh that's alright then. As long as it died for a good cause.

 

Hang on, feeding starving northerners is hardly a /good/ cause! :@


some things never change
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 From:  steve  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2356 In reply to 2226.2350 
Can I hire you whittle me a chicken? :{)

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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  steve     
2226.2357 In reply to 2226.2356 
I might consider barter.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  steve  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2358 In reply to 2226.2357 
I can pay you in handdrawn pictures of chickens, four tape measures, and some of the amazing hash brownies I made the other night*.

* they taste so nice I keep eating them out of pure peckishness and then regretting it. When I have to go to work. :C
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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  steve     
2226.2359 In reply to 2226.2358 
It sounds like a deal, though by the time I get time to do it you will have eaten all the hash brownies...

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2360 In reply to 2226.2359 
I do hope the chicken will be scaled 1:1.

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