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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   4 Jan 2008 22:16 
 To:  Manthorp       2332 of 2579 
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Happy new year, longest thread. And may there be many more!

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 From:  william   4 Jan 2008 22:23 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      2333 of 2579 
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sKuse my ignorance - but did you just appear recently, or are you a longtime poster with a previous sig and if so what was it?
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   4 Jan 2008 22:37 
 To:  william      2334 of 2579 
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According to my profile, no I did not just appear recently, I registered in June 2007. But I haven't visited much since then. 29(ish) posts hardly makes me a longtime poster.

 

I liked the look of your seven fish pie, BTW. I like fish more than anything else edible (i.e. not more than sex), and it looked scrummy, and most professional.

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 From:  william   4 Jan 2008 22:55 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      2335 of 2579 
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Excellent.

I do worry that, at my advanced, almost Manthorpian age, I miss things such as changes of name. 

Thank you for your kind words. It tasted very good - that fish pie. It also looked better than the photo suggested, even if I say so myself. The problem was that everybody was invited for 2:00 but arrived at 11:00 and seemed intent on staging a grand reunion in the kitchen, with the result that I rushed the egg wash.

Pah! Just excuses really.

Blimey, weren't the old style Cylons in Razor a blast? "By your command"
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 From:  Manthorp    5 Jan 2008 01:07 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      2336 of 2579 
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But purrlease let the crackedness of my ball be a unique event... Two would be difficult.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   8 Jan 2008 13:29 
 To:  william      2337 of 2579 
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Ahh, now, changes of name ... that's another matter.

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 From:  spinning_plates   8 Jan 2008 22:49 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      2338 of 2579 
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I like fish more than anything else edible (i.e. not more than sex)


You mean to say you were unaware up to this point that sex is edible?

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   9 Jan 2008 10:22 
 To:  spinning_plates      2339 of 2579 
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Indeed it is, but not in an inviting-the-parents-around-for-dinner way.

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 From:  spinning_plates   9 Jan 2008 15:24 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      2340 of 2579 
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Aye, more of a romantic meal for two.

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   10 Jan 2008 09:43 
 To:  spinning_plates      2341 of 2579 
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Or three if you're lucky.

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 From:  Gobfounded (YVE)   11 Jan 2008 01:02 
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Fish taco, anyone?


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 From:  spinning_plates   14 Jan 2008 20:51 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      2343 of 2579 
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I find it enough of a challenge just cooking for two...

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 From:  Manthorp    22 Mar 2008 16:31 
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2344: Ricard00 sires his 13,552nd baby. Weighing in at just under 20stone, Bartlemas Flump is a comparative tiddler by 23rd century Giles standards. Massive depopulation consequent upon the 2218 Cockdropoff plague means that with this child, Ricard00 is now immediately responsible for 1/10 of the world's population.

Sadly, many share his facial features.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

www.manthorp.co.uk
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 From:  koswix   25 Apr 2008 14:11 
 To:  Manthorp       2345 of 2579 
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2355: Kos finally gets round to upgrading his PC again.

Teabagging is a slang term for the act of a man placing his testicles, specifically the scrotum, in the mouth[1] or face of another person, often in a repeated in-and-out motion. The practice vaguely resembles dipping a tea bag into a cup of tea.
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 From:  Manthorp    25 Apr 2008 15:10 
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2346: Kos invents the time machine and travels nine years into the future to upgrade his PC with components that haven't been invented yet.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)   2 Oct 2008 08:07 
 To:  Manthorp       2347 of 2579 
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2347: Somehow, Kos's computer is still obsolete one year later.

Twinkle, twinkle, little star, I don't wonder what you are:
You're the cooling down of gases, forming into solid masses.
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 From:  koswix   2 Oct 2008 13:01 
 To:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)      2348 of 2579 
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2348: Kos gives up on trying to have a decent PC and goes back to buying Wee Dave's hand-me-downs.

Lucky Pierre, a sexual position in which during a three-person sexual encounter with at least two men participating, one male penetrates the anus of the other male, who is simultaneously penetrating either the anus or the vagina of the third person. The man in the middle, who both gives and receives, is the "Lucky Pierre".
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 From:  william   19 Jan 2009 19:02 
 To:  Manthorp       2349 of 2579 
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How's the old wounded paw these days?

Up to tinkering with any more balls?
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 From:  Manthorp    19 Jan 2009 23:18 
 To:  william      2350 of 2579 
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It's still not right, but improving slowly.

I started whittling again before Christmas - I decided that a year's break was plenty. As it turned out, it was good physio and I have for the first time regained some feeling in the two fingers in question.

The other curious aspect of their recovery is that the scar tissue is working its way up to and out of the skin. Not in great gruesome lumps or anything, but just in little callouses. Very odd.

I made GreyHair a business card case for her birthday and I'm on with another piece at the moment - a snail, which I have carved several times in my whittling career as a sort of test piece. I'll post pix when it's done.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   19 Jan 2009 23:22 
 To:  Manthorp       2351 of 2579 
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Be careful with its shell.
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