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 From:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)   25 May 2007 10:18 
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Miraculous treatments are discovered and Manthorp's balls suddenly regain their initial shine and smoothness.
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 From:  Manthorp    25 May 2007 12:33 
 To:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)      2318 of 2579 
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Could that be rescheduled to the present day? They are already losing their lustre a bit.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
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 From:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)   25 May 2007 12:59 
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I'm afraid that even though we can apparently send men (and women) to the Moon, create chips with tens of millions of transistors in a few square centimetres etc, your balls are a much bigger challenge to humankind than anything encountered until now. It's all that wear and tear probably, combined with... hostile environments. No can do yet, sorry :(
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 From:  spinning_plates   25 May 2007 17:10 
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It's all that wear and tear probably


Ouch. Not a nice image.
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 From:  Manthorp    14 Jul 2007 01:16 
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It'll still be running when technology has advanced far enough for our PCs to post messages by themselves.


The almost universal distribution of the garrulous <sp> BP 3.2 application ensures that the Cracked My Ball thread lives on well into the 24th century
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   14 Jul 2007 01:22 
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Oi! If you're going to use big words, you should spell them right. :@

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 From:  Manthorp    14 Jul 2007 08:23 
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Good point. In my defence, I had been to a party last night and was well fresh.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
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 From:  StarManDazz   20 Jul 2007 03:25 
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....and I said "another donkey? I barely even used the last one!"

 

lol
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 From:  Gobfounded (YVE)   11 Aug 2007 21:34 
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Hmmm. This sort of links well, here :)

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 From:  koswix   16 Oct 2007 21:59 
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Your link's broken, any chance of updating it?

The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   16 Oct 2007 23:34 
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2327 : Kos still can't get his HD Telly to sound right

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 From:  Manthorp    17 Oct 2007 06:58 
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Will do later on today.

 

Ant: Harsh.

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 From:  koswix   17 Oct 2007 07:55 
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(fail)

The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  Manthorp    17 Oct 2007 20:38 
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I've just checked the link and it's Dazza's old gallery site, deconstructed some time ago, so you ought to Badger the Dark one.

 

There are one or two of my whittlings at manthorp.co.uk and I attach a piccie of the Original Cracked Ball for you to wince at, plus a *bonus* picture of a snow leopard carved in holly with inlaid amber and jet eyes on a Tagua Nut snowdrift.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
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 From:  koswix   17 Oct 2007 23:08 
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You are a fraud! that leopard is not carved from snow.

The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   4 Jan 2008 21:16 
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Happy new year, longest thread. And may there be many more!

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 From:  william   4 Jan 2008 21:23 
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sKuse my ignorance - but did you just appear recently, or are you a longtime poster with a previous sig and if so what was it?
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   4 Jan 2008 21:37 
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According to my profile, no I did not just appear recently, I registered in June 2007. But I haven't visited much since then. 29(ish) posts hardly makes me a longtime poster.

 

I liked the look of your seven fish pie, BTW. I like fish more than anything else edible (i.e. not more than sex), and it looked scrummy, and most professional.

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 From:  william   4 Jan 2008 21:55 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      2335 of 2579 
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Excellent.

I do worry that, at my advanced, almost Manthorpian age, I miss things such as changes of name. 

Thank you for your kind words. It tasted very good - that fish pie. It also looked better than the photo suggested, even if I say so myself. The problem was that everybody was invited for 2:00 but arrived at 11:00 and seemed intent on staging a grand reunion in the kitchen, with the result that I rushed the egg wash.

Pah! Just excuses really.

Blimey, weren't the old style Cylons in Razor a blast? "By your command"
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 From:  Manthorp    5 Jan 2008 00:07 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      2336 of 2579 
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But purrlease let the crackedness of my ball be a unique event... Two would be difficult.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
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