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 From:  Sulkpot   19 Apr 2007 22:54 
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)      2314 of 2579 
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Pfft. Noob.

 

Actually, it's a proven scientific fact that the blacks love tories. We have earnt the respect of all the major tribes of the Empire, so shut your shizzle, or we'll set twelve year old darkies with knives and guns on you. Fact.
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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)   20 Apr 2007 16:15 
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)      2315 of 2579 
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Liberal Nazi.

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 From:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)   25 May 2007 11:18 
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Miraculous treatments are discovered and Manthorp's balls suddenly regain their initial shine and smoothness.
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New site!
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 From:  Manthorp    25 May 2007 13:33 
 To:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)      2318 of 2579 
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Could that be rescheduled to the present day? They are already losing their lustre a bit.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
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 From:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)   25 May 2007 13:59 
 To:  Manthorp       2319 of 2579 
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I'm afraid that even though we can apparently send men (and women) to the Moon, create chips with tens of millions of transistors in a few square centimetres etc, your balls are a much bigger challenge to humankind than anything encountered until now. It's all that wear and tear probably, combined with... hostile environments. No can do yet, sorry :(
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 From:  spinning_plates   25 May 2007 18:10 
 To:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)      2320 of 2579 
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It's all that wear and tear probably


Ouch. Not a nice image.
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 From:  Manthorp    14 Jul 2007 02:16 
 To:  patch      2321 of 2579 
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It'll still be running when technology has advanced far enough for our PCs to post messages by themselves.


The almost universal distribution of the garrulous <sp> BP 3.2 application ensures that the Cracked My Ball thread lives on well into the 24th century
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   14 Jul 2007 02:22 
 To:  Manthorp       2322 of 2579 
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Oi! If you're going to use big words, you should spell them right. :@

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 From:  Manthorp    14 Jul 2007 09:23 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      2323 of 2579 
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Good point. In my defence, I had been to a party last night and was well fresh.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
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 From:  StarManDazz   20 Jul 2007 04:25 
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....and I said "another donkey? I barely even used the last one!"

 

lol
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 From:  Gobfounded (YVE)   11 Aug 2007 22:34 
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Hmmm. This sort of links well, here :)

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 From:  koswix   16 Oct 2007 22:59 
 To:  Manthorp       2326 of 2579 
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Your link's broken, any chance of updating it?

The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   17 Oct 2007 00:34 
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2327 : Kos still can't get his HD Telly to sound right

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 From:  Manthorp    17 Oct 2007 07:58 
 To:  koswix      2328 of 2579 
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Will do later on today.

 

Ant: Harsh.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
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 From:  koswix   17 Oct 2007 08:55 
 To:  ANT_THOMAS      2329 of 2579 
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(fail)

The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  Manthorp    17 Oct 2007 21:38 
 To:  koswix      2330 of 2579 
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I've just checked the link and it's Dazza's old gallery site, deconstructed some time ago, so you ought to Badger the Dark one.

 

There are one or two of my whittlings at manthorp.co.uk and I attach a piccie of the Original Cracked Ball for you to wince at, plus a *bonus* picture of a snow leopard carved in holly with inlaid amber and jet eyes on a Tagua Nut snowdrift.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
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 From:  koswix   18 Oct 2007 00:08 
 To:  Manthorp       2331 of 2579 
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You are a fraud! that leopard is not carved from snow.

The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   4 Jan 2008 22:16 
 To:  Manthorp       2332 of 2579 
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Happy new year, longest thread. And may there be many more!

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