Cracked my ball - Teh Forum

From:	Manthorp	18 Apr 2007 22:35
To:	ANT_THOMAS	2307 of 2579

2226.2307 In reply to 2226.2306
2307: Moorlock and Ant share the world's first collective hallucination. Everybody except them thinks they're mental. "The Iraqi regime possesses biological and chemical weapons." George W Bush, 28 Sept 2002 "I can say with certainty that the Quds Force, a part of the Iranian government, has provided these sophisticated I.E.D.s." George W Bush, 14 Feb 2007

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From:	Sulkpot	19 Apr 2007 03:31
To:	Manthorp	2308 of 2579

2226.2308 In reply to 2226.2307
*thinks they're gay.

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From:	JonCooper	19 Apr 2007 17:23
To:	Mr (M00RL0CK)	2310 of 2579

2226.2310 In reply to 2226.2309
What's the difference between 'Call me Dave' and 'Call me Tony' ? Jon

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From:	THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)	19 Apr 2007 19:10
To:	Mr (M00RL0CK)	2312 of 2579

2226.2312 In reply to 2226.2311
Communist.

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From:	Sulkpot	19 Apr 2007 21:54
To:	Mr (M00RL0CK)	2314 of 2579

2226.2314 In reply to 2226.2309

Pfft. Noob.

Actually, it's a proven scientific fact that the blacks love tories. We have earnt the respect of all the major tribes of the Empire, so shut your shizzle, or we'll set twelve year old darkies with knives and guns on you. Fact.

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From:	THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)	20 Apr 2007 15:15
To:	Mr (M00RL0CK)	2315 of 2579

2226.2315 In reply to 2226.2313
Liberal Nazi.

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From:	Serg (NUKKLEAR)	25 May 2007 10:18
To:	ALL	2317 of 2579

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Miraculous treatments are discovered and Manthorp's balls suddenly regain their initial shine and smoothness. [...Insert Brain Here...] New site!

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From:	Manthorp	25 May 2007 12:33
To:	Serg (NUKKLEAR)	2318 of 2579

2226.2318 In reply to 2226.2317
Could that be rescheduled to the present day? They are already losing their lustre a bit. "We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked." James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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From:	Serg (NUKKLEAR)	25 May 2007 12:59
To:	Manthorp	2319 of 2579

2226.2319 In reply to 2226.2318
I'm afraid that even though we can apparently send men (and women) to the Moon, create chips with tens of millions of transistors in a few square centimetres etc, your balls are a much bigger challenge to humankind than anything encountered until now. It's all that wear and tear probably, combined with... hostile environments. No can do yet, sorry :( [...Insert Brain Here...] New site!

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From:	spinning_plates	25 May 2007 17:10
To:	Serg (NUKKLEAR)	2320 of 2579

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quote: It's all that wear and tear probably Ouch. Not a nice image.

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From:	Manthorp	14 Jul 2007 01:16
To:	patch	2321 of 2579

2226.2321 In reply to 2226.43
quote: It'll still be running when technology has advanced far enough for our PCs to post messages by themselves. The almost universal distribution of the garrulous <sp> BP 3.2 application ensures that the Cracked My Ball thread lives on well into the 24th century "We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked." James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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From:	Peter (BOUGHTONP)	14 Jul 2007 01:22
To:	Manthorp	2322 of 2579

2226.2322 In reply to 2226.2321
Oi! If you're going to use big words, you should spell them right. :@ `3.1415P265E589T932E846R64338`

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From:	Manthorp	14 Jul 2007 08:23
To:	Peter (BOUGHTONP)	2323 of 2579

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Good point. In my defence, I had been to a party last night and was well fresh. "We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked." James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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From:	StarManDazz	20 Jul 2007 03:25
To:	ALL	2324 of 2579

2226.2324

....and I said "another donkey? I barely even used the last one!"

lol

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From:	Gobfounded (YVE)	11 Aug 2007 21:34
To:	ALL	2325 of 2579

2226.2325
Hmmm. This sort of links well, here :)

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From:	koswix	16 Oct 2007 21:59
To:	Manthorp	2326 of 2579

2226.2326 In reply to 2226.1
Your link's broken, any chance of updating it? The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.

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