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 From:  MrTrent  
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2226.2295 
2295 - Steve finally has to reverse round a corner in his car, but realises he can't remember how to do it despite having to do it THREE TIMES in his driving test.

MrTrent He walks amongst us, but he is not one of us.

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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  william (WILLIAMA)     
2226.2296 In reply to 2226.2294 
The last thing I whittled was my ebony & opal flash drive, which I think you saw (if not, image attached).

I'm building up to a new piece, something architectural/ furniturelike/ containerlike based around chapbook marginal illustrations. I'm not quite there yet, but along the lines of a previous piece, Columba Aspexit (another image attached).

"The Iraqi regime possesses biological and chemical weapons."

George W Bush, 28 Sept 2002

"I can say with certainty that the Quds Force, a part of the Iranian government, has provided these sophisticated I.E.D.s."

George W Bush, 14 Feb 2007

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 From:  Oscarvarium (OZGUR)  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2297 In reply to 2226.2296 
Is that thing in Keighley now? And a bit broken? Or am I thinking of some other thing that looks exactly like that?
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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  Oscarvarium (OZGUR)     
2226.2298 In reply to 2226.2297 
It is. I gave it to your dear mama years and years ago.

"The Iraqi regime possesses biological and chemical weapons."

George W Bush, 28 Sept 2002

"I can say with certainty that the Quds Force, a part of the Iranian government, has provided these sophisticated I.E.D.s."

George W Bush, 14 Feb 2007

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 From:  JonCooper  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2300 In reply to 2226.1 
your balls are real art and I'd be happy to support them !

Jon
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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  JonCooper     
2226.2301 In reply to 2226.2300 
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your balls are real art and I'd be happy to support them !


I would be happy for you to cup them in your broad manly hands. More than happy, actually.

"The Iraqi regime possesses biological and chemical weapons."

George W Bush, 28 Sept 2002

"I can say with certainty that the Quds Force, a part of the Iranian government, has provided these sophisticated I.E.D.s."

George W Bush, 14 Feb 2007

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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)     
2226.2302 In reply to 2226.2299 
Halloo, sweet cheeks.

"The Iraqi regime possesses biological and chemical weapons."

George W Bush, 28 Sept 2002

"I can say with certainty that the Quds Force, a part of the Iranian government, has provided these sophisticated I.E.D.s."

George W Bush, 14 Feb 2007

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 From:  Manthorp   
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2226.2303 In reply to 2226.2302 
2303: President Maliki declares that Iraq is "only months away" from being capable of supporting its own internal defence.

"The Iraqi regime possesses biological and chemical weapons."

George W Bush, 28 Sept 2002

"I can say with certainty that the Quds Force, a part of the Iranian government, has provided these sophisticated I.E.D.s."

George W Bush, 14 Feb 2007

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 From:  JonCooper  
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2226.2304 
2304: mazzo gets an invite ...

Jon
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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  JonCooper     
2226.2305 In reply to 2226.2304 
2305: Deceased lawyer wins Hades Olympic Ice Dance gold medal.

"The Iraqi regime possesses biological and chemical weapons."

George W Bush, 28 Sept 2002

"I can say with certainty that the Quds Force, a part of the Iranian government, has provided these sophisticated I.E.D.s."

George W Bush, 14 Feb 2007

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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
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2226.2306 
2306 : The dates and times of Beehive stop working.

Antoine
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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  ANT_THOMAS     
2226.2307 In reply to 2226.2306 
2307: Moorlock and Ant share the world's first collective hallucination.

Everybody except them thinks they're mental.

"The Iraqi regime possesses biological and chemical weapons."

George W Bush, 28 Sept 2002

"I can say with certainty that the Quds Force, a part of the Iranian government, has provided these sophisticated I.E.D.s."

George W Bush, 14 Feb 2007

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 From:  Sulkpot  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2308 In reply to 2226.2307 
*thinks they're gay.

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 From:  JonCooper  
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)     
2226.2310 In reply to 2226.2309 
What's the difference between 'Call me Dave' and 'Call me Tony' ?

Jon
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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)  
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)     
2226.2312 In reply to 2226.2311 
Communist.

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 From:  Sulkpot  
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)     
2226.2314 In reply to 2226.2309 

Pfft. Noob.

 

Actually, it's a proven scientific fact that the blacks love tories. We have earnt the respect of all the major tribes of the Empire, so shut your shizzle, or we'll set twelve year old darkies with knives and guns on you. Fact.


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