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 From:  milko   6 Jun 2005 15:58 
 To:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)      2141 of 2579 
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Fair enough.

 

*watches out*


milko
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 From:  Manthorp    18 Jun 2005 20:19 
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I HAEV FINISHED!!!

Last night at approximately half-past nine, more than four years from taking on the commission, I completed the last roundel of the twelfth and final ball!

I have five completed, unphotographed balls tucked away in my undies. I am obliged to photograph them tomorrow prior to bundling them up and sending them to the Jersey Heritage Trust on Monday.

I didn't post last night as I got methodically and efficiently shitfaced, then shagged the missus.
The second most effective way to appear profound is to spout a load of bollocks.
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 From:  truffy   18 Jun 2005 20:23 
 To:  Manthorp       2143 of 2579 
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HUZZAH!!

Congratulations on shagging the missus. I can't think of a better cause for celebration!
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 From:  Manthorp    18 Jun 2005 20:24 
 To:  truffy      2144 of 2579 
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Fill one ball and empty two others. There's symmetry in that.
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 From:  SMD   18 Jun 2005 20:33 
 To:  Manthorp       2145 of 2579 
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Does Greg know of your infidelity? :'-(

There are places I remember all my life, though some have changed. Some forever not for better, some have gone and some remain. All these places have their moments, with lovers and friends I still can recall. Some are dead, some are living. In my life, I've loved them all.
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 From:  Sulkpot   18 Jun 2005 20:42 
 To:  Manthorp       2146 of 2579 
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Cracked it at last. Thank God.

 

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 From:  Mouse   19 Jun 2005 15:43 
 To:  Manthorp       2148 of 2579 
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WOooO!

 

I'd use special delivery if I was you :C
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 From:  Manthorp    19 Jun 2005 16:07 
 To:  Mouse      2149 of 2579 
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Aye. Last time I used Securicor's guaranteed no ball-cracking service.
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 From:  steve   19 Jun 2005 16:30 
 To:  Manthorp       2150 of 2579 
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PHOTOPHOTOPHOTOPHOTO :@

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 From:  Mouse   19 Jun 2005 16:31 
 To:  Manthorp       2151 of 2579 
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Make sure they don't have to go via Burley then or your balls might get pinched :o

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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   19 Jun 2005 17:58 
 To:  Mouse      2152 of 2579 
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Ouch >.<

Antoine
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 From:  Mouse   20 Jun 2005 15:18 
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BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

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 From:  Manthorp    20 Jun 2005 15:57 
 To:  Mouse      2154 of 2579 
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Tonight, Josephine
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 From:  kara   20 Jun 2005 21:07 
 To:  Manthorp       2155 of 2579 
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Surely it's tonight by now. Except here, possibly. Which /clearly/ doesn't signify.
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 From:  Manthorp    20 Jun 2005 21:38 
 To:  kara      2156 of 2579 
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Yes, but I'm watching Big Brother. Patience, woman...
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 From:  Mouse   21 Jun 2005 00:08 
 To:  Manthorp       2157 of 2579 
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It is not tonight now :(

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 From:  Manthorp    21 Jun 2005 07:05 
 To:  Mouse      2158 of 2579 
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:-( My bad...
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 From:  kara   22 Jun 2005 02:23 
 To:  Manthorp       2159 of 2579 
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Funny, I always thought it was the reverse.
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 From:  Manthorp    22 Jun 2005 07:31 
 To:  kara      2160 of 2579 
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...and I still haven't uploaded my balls, have I? My bad...
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