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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  bohman75     
2226.2135 In reply to 2226.2134 
He also does a mean barbershop baritone, but in kitten heels.

The second most effective way to appear profound is to spout a load of bollocks.
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 From:  Darren  
 To:  andy     
2226.2136 In reply to 2226.2133 
Of your own accord?

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 From:  andy  
 To:  Darren     
2226.2137 In reply to 2226.2136 
no, it was forced upon me.
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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)  
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2226.2138 
Is this the right thread for reporting errors in Milko?
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 From:  milko  
 To:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)     
2226.2139 In reply to 2226.2138 
Is there an error in me? I'd prefer people to just tell me face-to-face about that sort of thing, but here will suffice.

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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)  
 To:  milko     
2226.2140 In reply to 2226.2139 
I was just checking for future reference.
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 From:  milko  
 To:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)     
2226.2141 In reply to 2226.2140 

Fair enough.

 

*watches out*


milko
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 From:  Manthorp   
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2226.2142 In reply to 2226.1 
I HAEV FINISHED!!!

Last night at approximately half-past nine, more than four years from taking on the commission, I completed the last roundel of the twelfth and final ball!

I have five completed, unphotographed balls tucked away in my undies. I am obliged to photograph them tomorrow prior to bundling them up and sending them to the Jersey Heritage Trust on Monday.

I didn't post last night as I got methodically and efficiently shitfaced, then shagged the missus.

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 From:  truffy  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2143 In reply to 2226.2142 
HUZZAH!!

Congratulations on shagging the missus. I can't think of a better cause for celebration!
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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  truffy     
2226.2144 In reply to 2226.2143 
Fill one ball and empty two others. There's symmetry in that.

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 From:  SMD  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2145 In reply to 2226.2142 
Does Greg know of your infidelity? :'-(

There are places I remember all my life, though some have changed. Some forever not for better, some have gone and some remain. All these places have their moments, with lovers and friends I still can recall. Some are dead, some are living. In my life, I've loved them all.

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 From:  Sulkpot  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2146 In reply to 2226.2142 

Cracked it at last. Thank God.

 

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 From:  Mouse  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2148 In reply to 2226.2142 

WOooO!

 

I'd use special delivery if I was you :C


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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  Mouse     
2226.2149 In reply to 2226.2148 
Aye. Last time I used Securicor's guaranteed no ball-cracking service.

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 From:  steve  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2150 In reply to 2226.2149 
PHOTOPHOTOPHOTOPHOTO :@
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 From:  Mouse  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2151 In reply to 2226.2149 
Make sure they don't have to go via Burley then or your balls might get pinched :o

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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
 To:  Mouse     
2226.2152 In reply to 2226.2151 
Ouch >.<

Antoine
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 From:  Mouse  
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2226.2153 
BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  Mouse     
2226.2154 In reply to 2226.2153 
Tonight, Josephine

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