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 From:  Ioana (JEN)   29 May 2005 21:28 
 To:  truffy      2128 of 2579 
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I almost posted that I wish I was thre to enjoy the girls too... And this is totally unfair, there is a lack of good looking guys in this city :/
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 From:  bohman75   29 May 2005 22:12 
 To:  Ioana (JEN)      2129 of 2579 
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Returns to see what happened with the cracked balls. And wonders who this andy black person is.
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 From:  Manthorp    29 May 2005 22:39 
 To:  bohman75      2130 of 2579 
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Regarding the balls, I'm carving the last four interiors at max speed, with the aim of finishing within three weeks. And yes, I know I owe a load of photos. I'll do them all at once.

 

Regarding Andy Black, he is a transvestite Salsa instructor who occasionally visits the forum to brag about his sexual exploits. As he has a predilection for scat, these anecdotes are best skirted over.

The second most effective way to appear profound is to spout a load of bollocks.
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 From:  andy   30 May 2005 03:23 
 To:  bohman75      2131 of 2579 
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Andy Black shits on girls. He's a bit of a ledg'.
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 From:  Darren   30 May 2005 03:27 
 To:  andy      2132 of 2579 
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Andrew, have you been drinking? Lots??
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 From:  andy   30 May 2005 03:31 
 To:  Darren      2133 of 2579 
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'rohypnol' :(
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 From:  bohman75   30 May 2005 15:41 
 To:  Manthorp       2134 of 2579 
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The internet does seem the place for photos of your balls. As for "scat" I'm assuming you're refering to vocalizing either wordlessly or with nonsense words and syllables as employed by jazz singers who create the equivalent of an instrumental solo using only the voice, and brought to an artistic height in 2134 by some Scott named Trigger who killed enough brain cells to only be able to communicate in this manner.
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 From:  Manthorp    30 May 2005 23:04 
 To:  bohman75      2135 of 2579 
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He also does a mean barbershop baritone, but in kitten heels.
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 From:  Darren   30 May 2005 23:55 
 To:  andy      2136 of 2579 
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Of your own accord?
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 From:  andy   31 May 2005 02:18 
 To:  Darren      2137 of 2579 
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no, it was forced upon me.
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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)   6 Jun 2005 15:38 
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Is this the right thread for reporting errors in Milko?

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 From:  milko   6 Jun 2005 15:41 
 To:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)      2139 of 2579 
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Is there an error in me? I'd prefer people to just tell me face-to-face about that sort of thing, but here will suffice.

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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)   6 Jun 2005 15:45 
 To:  milko      2140 of 2579 
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I was just checking for future reference.

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 From:  milko   6 Jun 2005 15:58 
 To:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)      2141 of 2579 
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Fair enough.

 

*watches out*


milko
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 From:  Manthorp    18 Jun 2005 20:19 
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I HAEV FINISHED!!!

Last night at approximately half-past nine, more than four years from taking on the commission, I completed the last roundel of the twelfth and final ball!

I have five completed, unphotographed balls tucked away in my undies. I am obliged to photograph them tomorrow prior to bundling them up and sending them to the Jersey Heritage Trust on Monday.

I didn't post last night as I got methodically and efficiently shitfaced, then shagged the missus.
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 From:  truffy   18 Jun 2005 20:23 
 To:  Manthorp       2143 of 2579 
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HUZZAH!!

Congratulations on shagging the missus. I can't think of a better cause for celebration!
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 From:  Manthorp    18 Jun 2005 20:24 
 To:  truffy      2144 of 2579 
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Fill one ball and empty two others. There's symmetry in that.
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 From:  SMD   18 Jun 2005 20:33 
 To:  Manthorp       2145 of 2579 
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Does Greg know of your infidelity? :'-(

There are places I remember all my life, though some have changed. Some forever not for better, some have gone and some remain. All these places have their moments, with lovers and friends I still can recall. Some are dead, some are living. In my life, I've loved them all.
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 From:  Sulkpot   18 Jun 2005 20:42 
 To:  Manthorp       2146 of 2579 
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Cracked it at last. Thank God.

 

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