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 From:  Manthorp    10 Apr 2005 21:15 
 To:  koswix      2120 of 2579 
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How about, it dies when the commission is completed? It has to be done by September this year, so let's give it a Viking funeral, maybe even from Gorey Castle, Jersey, by Teh Lite, as they celebrate the re-opening?
My willy is bigger than yours.
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)   13 Apr 2005 10:00 
 To:  lp      2121 of 2579 
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*stirs it*

 

http://www.tehforum.co.uk/forum/index.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=20212.26

Kenny
The Wisdom of John Peel:
I feel a bit like a person who lives in a cottage while a new estate is being built around him - so long as I can tend to my bees, I'm perfectly happy.
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 From:  lp   13 Apr 2005 10:14 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)      2122 of 2579 
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:P
I knew someone would do that!

We are gods at this kind of thing!
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   13 Apr 2005 16:09 
 To:  lp      2123 of 2579 
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Oye, you're supposed to have this on ignore :@

Antoine
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 From:  william (WILLIAMA)   3 May 2005 13:50 
 To:  Manthorp       2124 of 2579 
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Is the course due yet?
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 From:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)   29 May 2005 17:51 
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I wish you could be here and enjoy the sunshine and the beer and the nice girls with me. Mmmm, summer... B-)
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 From:  truffy   29 May 2005 20:20 
 To:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)      2126 of 2579 
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By 'enjoying the nice girls', I assume that Jen is with you *cough*

 

And it's been too damn hot here to enjoy anything really :((
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 From:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)   29 May 2005 20:28 
 To:  truffy      2127 of 2579 
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No she's not - I actually just meant looking at :C
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 From:  Ioana (JEN)   29 May 2005 21:28 
 To:  truffy      2128 of 2579 
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I almost posted that I wish I was thre to enjoy the girls too... And this is totally unfair, there is a lack of good looking guys in this city :/
Foreign girl
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 From:  bohman75   29 May 2005 22:12 
 To:  Ioana (JEN)      2129 of 2579 
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Returns to see what happened with the cracked balls. And wonders who this andy black person is.
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 From:  Manthorp    29 May 2005 22:39 
 To:  bohman75      2130 of 2579 
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Regarding the balls, I'm carving the last four interiors at max speed, with the aim of finishing within three weeks. And yes, I know I owe a load of photos. I'll do them all at once.

 

Regarding Andy Black, he is a transvestite Salsa instructor who occasionally visits the forum to brag about his sexual exploits. As he has a predilection for scat, these anecdotes are best skirted over.

The second most effective way to appear profound is to spout a load of bollocks.
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 From:  andy   30 May 2005 03:23 
 To:  bohman75      2131 of 2579 
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Andy Black shits on girls. He's a bit of a ledg'.
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 From:  Darren   30 May 2005 03:27 
 To:  andy      2132 of 2579 
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Andrew, have you been drinking? Lots??
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 From:  andy   30 May 2005 03:31 
 To:  Darren      2133 of 2579 
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'rohypnol' :(
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 From:  bohman75   30 May 2005 15:41 
 To:  Manthorp       2134 of 2579 
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The internet does seem the place for photos of your balls. As for "scat" I'm assuming you're refering to vocalizing either wordlessly or with nonsense words and syllables as employed by jazz singers who create the equivalent of an instrumental solo using only the voice, and brought to an artistic height in 2134 by some Scott named Trigger who killed enough brain cells to only be able to communicate in this manner.
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 From:  Manthorp    30 May 2005 23:04 
 To:  bohman75      2135 of 2579 
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He also does a mean barbershop baritone, but in kitten heels.
The second most effective way to appear profound is to spout a load of bollocks.
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 From:  Darren   30 May 2005 23:55 
 To:  andy      2136 of 2579 
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Of your own accord?
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 From:  andy   31 May 2005 02:18 
 To:  Darren      2137 of 2579 
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no, it was forced upon me.
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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)   6 Jun 2005 15:38 
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Is this the right thread for reporting errors in Milko?

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 From:  milko   6 Jun 2005 15:41 
 To:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)      2139 of 2579 
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Is there an error in me? I'd prefer people to just tell me face-to-face about that sort of thing, but here will suffice.

milko
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