How about, it dies when the commission is completed? It has to be done by September this year, so let's give it a Viking funeral, maybe even from Gorey Castle, Jersey, by Teh Lite, as they celebrate the re-opening?
Kenny The Wisdom of John Peel:
I feel a bit like a person who lives in a cottage while a new estate is being built around him - so long as I can tend to my bees, I'm perfectly happy.