The Duke Nukem Forever beta appears. After a week, the development team announce that they're changing to a different physics engine.
The new physics engine is called 4NDY BLK. No one knows why.
Kenny The Wisdom of Amazon Customer Reviews:
(Sudden Cardiac Arrest would be a bit redundant, anyway. I mean, in medical terms "sudden" is synonymous with "acute," which is the opposite of "chronic." It's not like anyone is in a state of CHRONIC Cardiac Arrest. That's called "dead." The closest thing would be Congestive Heart Failure, which can be either chronic or acute, and if that's something you need to worry about, then your doctor's already told you everything you need to know.)
2Pac's killer is finally identified. Unfortunately, due to the 4ND8LQ.M virus which had recently appeared in the wild, his name had been replaced with Andrew Black.
