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 From:  SMD  
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)     
2226.2081 In reply to 2226.2080 

www.blogspot.com

 

HTH

Bubbles, bubbles, everywhere...

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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  SMD     
2226.2082 In reply to 2226.2081 
That's /no/ fun.

Kenny
The Wisdom of Amazon Customer Reviews:
(Sudden Cardiac Arrest would be a bit redundant, anyway. I mean, in medical terms "sudden" is synonymous with "acute," which is the opposite of "chronic." It's not like anyone is in a state of CHRONIC Cardiac Arrest. That's called "dead." The closest thing would be Congestive Heart Failure, which can be either chronic or acute, and if that's something you need to worry about, then your doctor's already told you everything you need to know.)
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 From:  JonCooper  
 To:  Joe (ADAMSMITH)     
2226.2083 In reply to 2226.2075 

poat what you like, everyone else does.

 

good job you're ok, sounds well scary.


When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord, in His wisdom, didn’t work that way.
So I just stole one and asked him to forgive me.
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 From:  Joe (ADAMSMITH)  
 To:  JonCooper     
2226.2084 In reply to 2226.2083 
Thanks
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 From:  Monsoir (PILOTDAN)  
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)     
2226.2085 In reply to 2226.2077 

Ask Dyl about my driving skills on the way back from Durham :$ (fail) 

 

I don't think I'll try that series of events again.


All the corpses that litter that battlefield can just lie there safe in the knowledge that they snuffed it under a flag of peace and can now happily decompose in a land of freedom.
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 From:  Sulkpot  
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)     
2226.2086 In reply to 2226.2082 
http://www.rowdydow.co.uk/

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 From:  steve  
 To:  SMD     
2226.2087 In reply to 2226.2081 
* www.rowdydow.co.uk :C :C :C :C :C 
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 From:  steve  
 To:  Sulkpot     
2226.2088 In reply to 2226.2086 

Oh :$ 

 

THAT WILL SERVE ME RIGHT FOR NOT READING THE LAST TWO POSTS :( 

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 From:  SMD  
 To:  steve     
2226.2089 In reply to 2226.2087 
But all good emo posts belong on blogspot.

Bubbles, bubbles, everywhere...

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 From:  mmm (JAY)  
 To:  Ioana (JEN)     
2226.2090 In reply to 2226.1986 
I share my birthday with your brother (aww) (and the anniversary of lots of people dying in the Ukraine)

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 From:  Ioana (JEN)  
 To:  mmm (JAY)     
2226.2091 In reply to 2226.2090 
I know you do.

This should be my sig
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 From:  dyl  
 To:  Joe (ADAMSMITH)     
2226.2092 In reply to 2226.2066 

With the bloggish nature of Teh these days (and forever before come to think of it), that would have warranted a whole new thread.

 

I suspect you'll be dreaming about that incident for months to come. Well done for not being dead or mangled.

 

However, you've inspired me to start a whole new thread now.


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 From:  dyl  
 To:  Monsoir (PILOTDAN)     
2226.2093 In reply to 2226.2085 

I don't remember any particular incidents on the way back from Durham. Well, there was that one roundabout where the exit turned out to be just a little narrower than you had taken into account, but you compensated & recovered elegantly. Even if I did express a certain amount of terror at the time.

 

Your sitting-in-2-hour-traffic-queue skills were equally commendable.


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 From:  Sulkpot  
 To:  steve     
2226.2094 In reply to 2226.2088 
I wuv your website :-$ 

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 From:  Monsoir (PILOTDAN)  
 To:  dyl     
2226.2095 In reply to 2226.2093 

It wasn't so much thinner as I expected as "Oh wait, that bit of gutter is on the RIGHT hand side meaning the road is over /there/."

 

Mind you, it's something I'll probably never forget, which is good. It's nice learning things the hard way but without resulting in major issues.

 

Remind me to never buy a small car like that, though :& 


All the corpses that litter that battlefield can just lie there safe in the knowledge that they snuffed it under a flag of peace and can now happily decompose in a land of freedom.
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 From:  dyl  
 To:  Monsoir (PILOTDAN)     
2226.2096 In reply to 2226.2095 

I understand that small, light cars take some getting used to when you're more accustomed to big heavy cars that tend to stick to the road, a quality that fiestas are not well know for.

 

It was an evil roundabout exit anyway, not best designed to give one any idea where the fuck one is going.

 

Anyway: In the year 2096, a secret cult that has been attempting to clone Adolf Hitler from his discarded "other" testicle finally acheives its aim, and unleashes an army of tiny moustached goose stepping dictators on what remains of the world. Fortunately, these tiny Fuhrers are only 2 feet tall, meaning that only Jewish Yorkshire terriers have anything to fear.

 

EDit: Damn, wrong year.


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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)  
 To:  dyl     
2226.2097 In reply to 2226.2096 
Fifty years on from its inception, the Anti-Gravity Racing League is still going strong and is more competitive than ever before. The racers are more cunning and the 6 new tracks are more fiendishly designed. There is a host of new weapons available, ranging from the heat-seeking Missile and the Thunder Bomb to the Plasma Bolt.
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 From:  Sulkpot  
 To:  ALL
2226.2098 In reply to 2226.2097 
Tony Blair celebrates 101st year of not handing the Labour Party over to Gordon Brown. And his descendants.

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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  ALL
2226.2099 In reply to 2226.2098 

The Duke Nukem Forever beta appears. After a week, the development team announce that they're changing to a different physics engine.

 

The new physics engine is called 4NDY BLK. No one knows why.


Kenny
The Wisdom of Amazon Customer Reviews:
(Sudden Cardiac Arrest would be a bit redundant, anyway. I mean, in medical terms "sudden" is synonymous with "acute," which is the opposite of "chronic." It's not like anyone is in a state of CHRONIC Cardiac Arrest. That's called "dead." The closest thing would be Congestive Heart Failure, which can be either chronic or acute, and if that's something you need to worry about, then your doctor's already told you everything you need to know.)
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 From:  Sulkpot  
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)     
2226.2100 In reply to 2226.2099 
A man enters the Asuncion town hall, clutching a bundle of documents proving his claim to the Duchy of Nukem. World reels.

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