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 From:  SMD  
 To:  andy     
2226.2058 In reply to 2226.2057 
The Illumanti cloned you and gave you superhuman clothes hanging powers.

Bubbles, bubbles, everywhere...

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 From:  Sulkpot  
 To:  SMD     
2226.2059 In reply to 2226.2058 

The illuminati descend momentarily from their Ivory tower and quietly arrange for the 'illumanti' to disappear.

 

The parakeets notice, but are unable to claim a rebate on the attention tax, because they can't fill in the requisite ninety-page Inland Revenue form.


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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)  
 To:  Sulkpot     
2226.2060 In reply to 2226.2059 
Racoon is born.
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 From:  Sulkpot  
 To:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)     
2226.2061 In reply to 2226.2060 
Racoon is christened 'Andy Black 6' in memoriam of Andy's second assassination by unobservant illumanti.

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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
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2226.2062 
An invisible star is seen.

Antoine
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 From:  Sulkpot  
 To:  Racoon     
2226.2064 In reply to 2226.2063 

Humfrey thrown into Debtor's Gaol in lieu of unobservance-tax arrears centring around the Rendle-died-twenty-posts-ago-gate Scandal.

 

Andy Black renamed 'Mark Rendle' in memoriam.


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 From:  koswix  
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2226.2065 In reply to 2226.2064 
Unilever finaly work out how to make Pot Noodle taste nice.

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 From:  Joe (ADAMSMITH)  
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2226.2066 In reply to 2226.2065 

I cracked my car up tonight. Lesson OTD: After a blizzard dumps 2 feet in your area, drive in the middle lane of a three lane highway even if the highway is nice and clear. You may be tempted to drive in the fast (3rd land) to pass a tractor trailor but don't because you could end up like me: Very, very lucky but with one smashed up car. I was in the 3rd lane -- knowing that the lane was smaller due to snow on the side I was looking to move to the middle lane -- hit a huge block of fallen snow lost control of the car, veered from the 3rd to the 1st lane, hit the underbelly of a trailor part of a tractor-trailor at 50 MPH, then start spinning uncontrolablely and have no f*cking clue where you are going, go into the middle dip between the East and West bound lanes and smash into a tree. As I lost control and saw I was going to hit the underbelly of the trailor I thought, "This is it. Oh my God, I am going to die." However, the only harm I sustained was a slight bump on the head when the car it the tree but the 2 feet of snow in the median was already slowing it down, so essentially I suffered no harm. My glasses came flying off and I lost the eye pads but they can be replaced. The nice, newish (to me) car suffered great damage and my insurance will raise but that is life (which I am glad I still have).

 

Not checked for spelling or grammar but I am going to bed to rest, so Oh well!

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 From:  SMD  
 To:  Joe (ADAMSMITH)     
2226.2067 In reply to 2226.2066 

You ruined the thread with that shit story.

 

(Hope you're okay mate)

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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)  
 To:  Joe (ADAMSMITH)     
2226.2068 In reply to 2226.2066 
Proof that Americans can't drive or post on-topic.
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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)     
2226.2069 In reply to 2226.2068 
Are you /seriously/ suggesting that extrapolation of the lives of Teh possie into putative futures was on topic? Come to think of it, what was this thread about?

My willy is bigger than yours.
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 From:  Sulkpot  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2070 In reply to 2226.2069 

Why, Steve, I do believe it was about an embarrassing failure of yours.

 

:{) 


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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  Sulkpot     
2226.2071 In reply to 2226.2070 
:{)  :-(( Perhaps you should create a cracked ball emote for use in denoting an extreme fuckup.

My willy is bigger than yours.
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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2072 In reply to 2226.2069 
It was more on-topic than Captain Snowcrash.
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 From:  Rowan  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2073 In reply to 2226.2071 
My maths supervisor gives out gold stars in such situations. Last night he told me "Well done on the test." Coming from Bob Dillon [yes], this Does Not Bode Well.

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 From:  SMD  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2074 In reply to 2226.2069 
You know when you're old when you make senility jokes just too easy to make.

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 From:  Joe (ADAMSMITH)  
 To:  SMD     
2226.2075 In reply to 2226.2067 
Sorry, no more thread ruining for me.
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 From:  milko  
 To:  Joe (ADAMSMITH)     
2226.2076 In reply to 2226.2075 
(they're only kidding. Glad you didn't get injured or worse, at least you've got a good story out of it)

milko
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  ALL
2226.2077 

Well, bloody well sod you, then. If we're going to abandon the fantastic future we were creating in favour of icy car action, well, it makes me wonder why I bother going on. I could have just given up the fight with the wheel in the wee small hours of Sunday morning and slipped quietly into oblivion.

 

It was a cold, clear night, and I was driving home after seeing a couple of gigs in Glasgow. I was hanging a right round a roundabout, clutch down, braking gently when the engine cut out, taking the power steering and braking with it, nearly putting me into the verge. I'm not sure exactly what happened, because I was kind of on autopilot, but I'd been half expecting it to lose grip a bit because it was icy, so for the steering to suddenly become extremely heavy was a shock. I was able to coast down to a side road, then had to handbrake it to stop, turn the alarm on and off to reset the immobiliser and start back up. The car ran fine the rest of the way.

 

But it sickens me when people drag a sensible thread off topic.


Kenny
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(Sudden Cardiac Arrest would be a bit redundant, anyway. I mean, in medical terms "sudden" is synonymous with "acute," which is the opposite of "chronic." It's not like anyone is in a state of CHRONIC Cardiac Arrest. That's called "dead." The closest thing would be Congestive Heart Failure, which can be either chronic or acute, and if that's something you need to worry about, then your doctor's already told you everything you need to know.)
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