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 From:  Darren   19 Jan 2005 15:41 
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A person is slightly hurt in an inconsequential event.
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   19 Jan 2005 16:02 
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Jay and 'Drew decide to leave their houses and explore the wonders or Paraguay.

Antoine
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   19 Jan 2005 16:03 
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After not finding the wonders they both have panic attacks.

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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)   19 Jan 2005 18:37 
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)      2040 of 2579 
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Five years after the death of its lazy Pope-accompanying creator, the UntitledDocument.co.uk domain finally expires and the content is lost forever. Allowing Gregory to steal all of it.

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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)   19 Jan 2005 18:47 
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)      2042 of 2579 
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I love you, Gregory.

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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)   19 Jan 2005 18:48 
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My driving licence expires.

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 From:  Manthorp    19 Jan 2005 19:13 
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)      2045 of 2579 
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Gregipoos, please could you edit 2041 to include my demise as per my tattoo? I'd be most grateful.
My willy is bigger than yours.
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 From:  SMD   19 Jan 2005 19:26 
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Trig finally gets a job.

If you want something badly, oppose it.
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 From:  SMD   19 Jan 2005 19:27 
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Trig loses his job, as the monkey finally returns to the zoo.

If you want something badly, oppose it.
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 From:  Sulkpot   19 Jan 2005 21:25 
 To:  SMD      2049 of 2579 
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Ba'athist leader George Galloway sweeps to victory in the Paraguay General Election. His 'Stop the Poor' Coalition is based on the philosophical treatise 'Untitled Document' by St Rendle the Bumlove, canonised in record time by the current Pope, Owen Wibbly.

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 From:  truffy   19 Jan 2005 22:13 
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Travelling back to the present day: Mark Rendle acknowledges that he could be Peter Kay's bumlove.

 

I rest my case.
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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)   20 Jan 2005 09:08 
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2052: Peanut, after a lifetime of self-flagellation and coal-eating, finally makes restitution for father Truffy's despoilment of threads in the pursuit of meanness to St Rendle. Truffy is renamed Andy Black 4 in memoriam.

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 From:  truffy   20 Jan 2005 11:05 
 To:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)      2053 of 2579 
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St Rendle, or St Martha the Insipid as she became known after her 'operation', becomes the patron saint of transexuals and grey audi drivers the world over. She is entombed in a small box at the bottom of Pope Peter's magnificent mausoleum, a fitting tribute to his talent.
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 From:  SMD   20 Jan 2005 11:06 
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Peanut becomes CEO of Tampax.

Bubbles, bubbles, everywhere...
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 From:  Sulkpot   20 Jan 2005 15:35 
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Tampax is renamed "Andy Black 5" in memoriam.

 

The lost city of Atlantis rises from beneath the Guantanamo Sea. King of Atlantis Robert Maxwell joins with the Government of Paraguay in declaring Holy War upon the Vatican and the Allies dispatch a crusade to recover the holy relics of St Rendle the Martha.

 

Elsewhere, peacocks evolve self-awareness and formulate a rudimentary form of language, in which the only adjective is 'spafe'.
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