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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  truffy     
2226.2035 In reply to 2226.2034 

Pope Peter and his Papal Bumlove are assassinated by Kenny Johnson who has been known as "The Second Funniest Man in Paraguay" since that whole business with the meteors and Andy Black and the Space Arc and the Yates's Wine Lodge.

 

A new band, "Pope Peter and his Papal Bumlove" explode onto the scene with a groundbreaking new retro-retro-nu-retro-nu-prog sound.


Kenny
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(Sudden Cardiac Arrest would be a bit redundant, anyway. I mean, in medical terms "sudden" is synonymous with "acute," which is the opposite of "chronic." It's not like anyone is in a state of CHRONIC Cardiac Arrest. That's called "dead." The closest thing would be Congestive Heart Failure, which can be either chronic or acute, and if that's something you need to worry about, then your doctor's already told you everything you need to know.)
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 From:  Darren  
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2226.2036 
A person is slightly hurt in an inconsequential event.

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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
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2226.2037 
Jay and 'Drew decide to leave their houses and explore the wonders or Paraguay.

Antoine
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
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2226.2038 
After not finding the wonders they both have panic attacks.

Antoine
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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)  
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)     
2226.2040 In reply to 2226.2039 
Five years after the death of its lazy Pope-accompanying creator, the UntitledDocument.co.uk domain finally expires and the content is lost forever. Allowing Gregory to steal all of it.
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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)  
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)     
2226.2042 In reply to 2226.2041 
I love you, Gregory.
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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)  
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2226.2043 
My driving licence expires.
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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)     
2226.2045 In reply to 2226.2044 
Gregipoos, please could you edit 2041 to include my demise as per my tattoo? I'd be most grateful.

My willy is bigger than yours.
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 From:  SMD  
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2226.2047 
Trig finally gets a job.

If you want something badly, oppose it.

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 From:  SMD  
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2226.2048 
Trig loses his job, as the monkey finally returns to the zoo.

If you want something badly, oppose it.

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 From:  Sulkpot  
 To:  SMD     
2226.2049 In reply to 2226.2048 
Ba'athist leader George Galloway sweeps to victory in the Paraguay General Election. His 'Stop the Poor' Coalition is based on the philosophical treatise 'Untitled Document' by St Rendle the Bumlove, canonised in record time by the current Pope, Owen Wibbly.

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 From:  truffy  
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2226.2050 In reply to 2226.2040 

Travelling back to the present day: Mark Rendle acknowledges that he could be Peter Kay's bumlove.

 

I rest my case.

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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)  
 To:  truffy     
2226.2052 In reply to 2226.2050 
2052: Peanut, after a lifetime of self-flagellation and coal-eating, finally makes restitution for father Truffy's despoilment of threads in the pursuit of meanness to St Rendle. Truffy is renamed Andy Black 4 in memoriam.
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 From:  truffy  
 To:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)     
2226.2053 In reply to 2226.2052 
St Rendle, or St Martha the Insipid as she became known after her 'operation', becomes the patron saint of transexuals and grey audi drivers the world over. She is entombed in a small box at the bottom of Pope Peter's magnificent mausoleum, a fitting tribute to his talent.
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 From:  SMD  
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2226.2054 
Peanut becomes CEO of Tampax.

Bubbles, bubbles, everywhere...

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