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 From:  Darren  
 To:  andy     
2226.1996 In reply to 2226.1994 

Sorry, what did you say happened in 1994?

 


Was it as interesting as the prosecution delivering its opening statement in the O. J. Simpson murder trial in 1995?


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 From:  SMD  
 To:  ALL
2226.1997 

ARSE.

 

Oh well, Tony Blair was elected and Sulkpot's only just stopped crying.

If you want something badly, oppose it.

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 From:  Sulkpot  
 To:  SMD     
2226.1998 In reply to 2226.1997 
You've only gone and opened the wound again :-(( 

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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  SMD     
2226.1999 In reply to 2226.1997 
But fuck me, 1998 brings us the brightest known object in the universe, known to its admirers as APM 08279+5255. Here it is:



Doesn't look so bright to me, but what do I know?

White House feline intern Socks is perturbed to meet Arkansas canine interloper Buddy. They will get closer over the coming years, but no cigar...

(edit: Shocking abuse of power this, but this is also the year that Rod Hull died, and I feel it's worth noting.)

My willy is bigger than yours.
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2000 In reply to 2226.1999 
Milleniummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Antoine
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 From:  Sulkpot  
 To:  ANT_THOMAS     
2226.2001 In reply to 2226.2000 
*millennium

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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
 To:  Racoon     
2226.2003 In reply to 2226.2002 
b) You're wrong, plenty of people posted on the 8th.

Antoine
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  ALL
2226.2004 In reply to 2226.2003 
2004 - Racoon was born.

Kenny
The Wisdom of Amazon Customer Reviews:
(Sudden Cardiac Arrest would be a bit redundant, anyway. I mean, in medical terms "sudden" is synonymous with "acute," which is the opposite of "chronic." It's not like anyone is in a state of CHRONIC Cardiac Arrest. That's called "dead." The closest thing would be Congestive Heart Failure, which can be either chronic or acute, and if that's something you need to worry about, then your doctor's already told you everything you need to know.)
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 From:  Sulkpot  
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)     
2226.2005 In reply to 2226.2004 

2005 - world ends on 20th January.

 

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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  Sulkpot     
2226.2006 In reply to 2226.2005 
I'll bet you a bottle of good vodka you're wrong, Sulkpot...

My willy is bigger than yours.
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 From:  milko  
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2226.2007 In reply to 2226.2006 
Now you have to make predictions! Like what mr Sulkpot did there, although they needn't all be of doom. Or at least describe the doom from now on.

milko
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  milko     
2226.2008 In reply to 2226.2007 
2008 - Paraguay goes missing, which causes consternation for those who believed that landlocked countries couldn't get up to much. It is spotted on CCTV leaving a Yates's Wine Lodge in Dunstaple in the early hours of a November Sunday morning with an unidentified blonde girl, and safely returned to its original location after a short period of rehabilitation.

Kenny
The Wisdom of Amazon Customer Reviews:
(Sudden Cardiac Arrest would be a bit redundant, anyway. I mean, in medical terms "sudden" is synonymous with "acute," which is the opposite of "chronic." It's not like anyone is in a state of CHRONIC Cardiac Arrest. That's called "dead." The closest thing would be Congestive Heart Failure, which can be either chronic or acute, and if that's something you need to worry about, then your doctor's already told you everything you need to know.)
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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)     
2226.2009 In reply to 2226.2008 
The bottle of vodka bet stands. However, I'll give you double or quits that in 2009, money is globally discredited as a form of exchange and a running double that Gary Glitter is elected to the Presidency of Thailand.

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 From:  dyl  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.2010 In reply to 2226.2009 
Credit discredited. I like that.

By 2010, 3/4 of the population will be ravaged by incurable disease and will die...

Someone on the internet says it so it must be true.

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 From:  JonCooper  
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2226.2011 
2011 sees us visited by either a huge comet or a great earthquake (or both)

who is responsible for the content of external internet sites ?
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 From:  JonCooper  
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2226.2012 
and, of course, 2012 is the year the poles will switch and everything will grind to a halt (or not)

who is responsible for the content of external internet sites ?
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 From:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)  
 To:  JonCooper     
2226.2013 In reply to 2226.2012 
In 2013, I will buy myself an Aston Martin. Possibly.
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 From:  SMD  
 To:  ALL
2226.2014 

2014 will see England finally win the World Cup but no one else participates on account that they're too busy fighting wars against terror.

 

Against each other.

If you want something badly, oppose it.

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 From:  Sulkpot  
 To:  SMD     
2226.2015 In reply to 2226.2014 
2015: Saif graduates ;)

HRH Queen Elizabeth II dies. Charles accedes to the throne but the reading of Her Late Majesty's will reveals that she has bequeathed the country to her favourite corgi. Charles declares independence for the Duchy of Cornwall, and rules as Grand Duke on the wave of popularity among the cornish which the move generates.

The rest of Britain is ruled by first Liberal Democrat PM Lembit Opik, with a genetic clone of Princess Diana as co-regent.

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