GeneralCracked my ball

 

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 From:  SMD  
 To:  SimonC (CHAOS SPIN)     
2226.1851 In reply to 2226.1847 
As with any post made by Manthorp, I shall leave the meaning of mine with it's erotic ambiguity.

فَصَبْرٌ جَمِيلٌ وَاللّهُ الْمُسْتَعَانُ عَلَى مَا تَصِفُونَ

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 From:  truffy  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.1852 In reply to 2226.9 
Not wanting to go through 1800-odd posts, were they happy? And are there any photos for those of us who're latecomers (no John)?
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 From:  dyl  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.1853 In reply to 2226.1 
Steve. Is there an online gallery folder anywhere where we can look at your balls, or assorted other carvings? I came here looking for some pics, but 1800 posts on, it's hard to find anything relevent in this thread.

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 From:  Darren  
 To:  dyl     
2226.1854 In reply to 2226.1853 
http://dazzanet.com/tehgallery/

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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  dyl     
2226.1855 In reply to 2226.1854 
Like the Dazza^^^^man sed. I should add more, but I'm drunk on Arts Council wine and Impressions Gallery beer.

My willy is bigger than yours.
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 From:  dyl  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.1856 In reply to 2226.1855 
Suggestion: edit your first post to add that URL, to save having to post & repost it for those of us who can't be arsed going through literally thousands of posts to find it.

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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  dyl     
2226.1857 In reply to 2226.1856 
Plan, that man.

My willy is bigger than yours.
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 From:  kara  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.1858 In reply to 2226.1857 
Goodness. I thought I'd never find it...
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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  kara     
2226.1859 In reply to 2226.1858 
You are teh Forum Baron Frankenstein of 2005. Let it die in peace. It's reached the high Victorian period (post 1858), and there's no future for it but the decline of Empire.

My willy is bigger than yours.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.1860 In reply to 2226.1859 
We should have like a rememberence day for this thread or soemthing.

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 From:  Sulkpot  
 To:  Racoon     
2226.1862 In reply to 2226.1861 
No. Feck off.

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 From:  truffy  
 To:  Sulkpot     
2226.1863 In reply to 2226.1862 
But, other than that, this thread will not die.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  truffy     
2226.1864 In reply to 2226.1863 
Surely it must die some-day?

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 From:  truffy  
 To:  koswix     
2226.1865 In reply to 2226.1864 

I suppose we've all gotta go sometime.

 

But this thread will always live on. If not here, then in our hearts, and the tales of glory that we tell our grandchlldren. For they will come to know the pain and the glory of teh cracked ball.

 

Except I still don't know if the customer was happy :( 

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  truffy     
2226.1866 In reply to 2226.1865 

I'm sure they were happy.

 

The crack merely adds to the overall perfection. And gives them something extra for their money.


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 From:  truffy  
 To:  koswix     
2226.1867 In reply to 2226.1866 
Particularly if he gave them the link to this thread as part of the package.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  truffy     
2226.1868 In reply to 2226.1867 

He should.

 

Then we could charge them for looking at it and become rich.


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 From:  truffy  
 To:  koswix     
2226.1869 In reply to 2226.1868 
W00t! We'll retire to the Caribbean. I'll bagsie the sunloungers if you order the drinkies.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  truffy     
2226.1870 In reply to 2226.1869 

It's ok, I emailed our order in half an hour ago.

 

The coconut-clad waitresses shall have them ready at our private sun-loungers for when we arive.


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