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 From:  SMD  
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2226.1812 
If Tommy Cooper was alive, he'd have made a cracking joke by now.

فَصَبْرٌ جَمِيلٌ وَاللّهُ الْمُسْتَعَانُ عَلَى مَا تَصِفُونَ

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 From:  af (CAER)  
 To:  SMD     
2226.1813 In reply to 2226.1812 
A joke about cracking, or a joke that is cracking. The English language can be very ambiguous if you're not careful.
Caer
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 From:  SMD  
 To:  af (CAER)     
2226.1814 In reply to 2226.1813 
I'll get your coat at the same time as mine.

فَصَبْرٌ جَمِيلٌ وَاللّهُ الْمُسْتَعَانُ عَلَى مَا تَصِفُونَ

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 From:  SMD  
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2226.1815 
This post commemorates the year Manthorp was born.

فَصَبْرٌ جَمِيلٌ وَاللّهُ الْمُسْتَعَانُ عَلَى مَا تَصِفُونَ

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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  SMD     
2226.1816 In reply to 2226.1815 
Ooh you cheeky fuck. Stand still while I horsewhip you.

Is it because you think I'm too old?
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 From:  SMD  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.1817 In reply to 2226.1816 

No I meant AD, silly.

 

Though I know it's confusing sometimes.

فَصَبْرٌ جَمِيلٌ وَاللّهُ الْمُسْتَعَانُ عَلَى مَا تَصِفُونَ

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 From:  truffy  
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2226.1818 In reply to 2226.1817 
:'D 
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 From:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)  
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2226.1819 In reply to 2226.1817 
LOL :'D the Goon Show is better than you though :$ 
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 From:  SMD  
 To:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)     
2226.1820 In reply to 2226.1819 
Wasn't as good as your mum.


I'm mature, me!

فَصَبْرٌ جَمِيلٌ وَاللّهُ الْمُسْتَعَانُ عَلَى مَا تَصِفُونَ

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 From:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)  
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2226.1821 In reply to 2226.1820 
Of course not. I was going to say stuff about your "other half", but that's just rude. (hugright) 
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 From:  SMD  
 To:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)     
2226.1822 In reply to 2226.1821 

Hmmm.

 

Or the fact that I CAN LAND YOU IN MAJOR SHIT.

فَصَبْرٌ جَمِيلٌ وَاللّهُ الْمُسْتَعَانُ عَلَى مَا تَصِفُونَ

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 From:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)  
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2226.1823 In reply to 2226.1822 
At least you aren't going to land me in GENERAL SHIT ROFLSHITLMAO¬"``21!¬!!!seventynine
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 From:  Matt  
 To:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)     
2226.1824 In reply to 2226.1823 

Both of them have got to be better than Private First Class Shit.

 

...

 

Can you pass me my coat please?

doohicky

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 From:  SMD  
 To:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)     
2226.1825 In reply to 2226.1823 
Hush.

Wanker

فَصَبْرٌ جَمِيلٌ وَاللّهُ الْمُسْتَعَانُ عَلَى مَا تَصِفُونَ

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 From:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)  
 To:  Matt     
2226.1826 In reply to 2226.1824 
I.... almost understad.... :& No, I'm not passing you your coat. EVER. You're staying here :@ 
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 From:  Mouse  
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2226.1827 
Tig Sest

:L 

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 From:  truffy  
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2226.1828 In reply to 2226.1827 
And very nice it is too.
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 From:  Mouse  
 To:  truffy     
2226.1829 In reply to 2226.1828 

Llamas make me smile. Sousaphones make smile. Both together makes me grin.

 

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 From:  truffy  
 To:  Mouse     
2226.1830 In reply to 2226.1829 
I like llamas, but I can't say I'd seriously considered sousaphones before now. Thank you for adding to my cultural education (and it didn't cost Rendle a penny).
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