Kenny The Wisdom of John Peel:
It is my duty to warn you that in the next few hours you may be exposed to language and concepts you find unsettling. If this is the case I suggest you turn over... And here's Fuckatron, on Cunty records, with 'I sodomised my dad'.
This must continue until the year and the post number converge. I'd make a spreadsheet and derive a graph to estimate when this may happen, but I can't be bothered.