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 From:  Sulkpot  
 To:  kara     
2226.1646 In reply to 2226.1645 
Believe me, lady, the price is too high :-(( 

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 From:  kara  
 To:  Sulkpot     
2226.1647 In reply to 2226.1646 

While thinking of a fitting reply, I was trapped by your dastardly signature. Again.

 

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 From:  SMD  
 To:  kara     
2226.1648 In reply to 2226.1647 

Surely that's a euphemism.

 

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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  Darren     
2226.1649 In reply to 2226.1644 

Thanks for the kind comments, Dazza. Yes, I've come to terms with submitting TCB to the Jersey Heritage Trust as it is (indeed, I have now done so). But it still grates with me.

 

It's a phenomenon which I'm sure most of the posters on Teh will recognise. Whatever your sphere of creative endeavour, be it whittling, or interweb-knitting, or guitar thrashing, you can never look at your own creations without seeing its imperfections and mistakes. It gets better over time: on occasion I've caught up with one of my carvings years after I completed it, and I can actually derive some pleasure from looking at it; but when I look at a new piece, all I can see is a bunch of mistakes held together with wood.


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 From:  Darren  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.1650 In reply to 2226.1649 
Is it like when you spunk all over her face and you look on the splash-damage with pride, but then the feeling starts to sneak in that you could have jizzed a bit more up the left nostril or maybe squeezed out a few more ml? 'Cause I get that all the time. Don't tell me I don't know the pain of the self-critical artist!

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 From:  bohman75  
 To:  Darren     
2226.1651 In reply to 2226.1650 

Oh, but who hasn't been...

 

I think all this talk about wood and balls is affecting you.

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 From:  DSLPete (THE_TGG)  
 To:  milko     
2226.1652 In reply to 2226.1604 

If we still had shillings and pence, then people would be better adders. And dividers. And multipliers. And taker awayers.

 

Everything divides by 10 these days, it doesn't make for an active mathematical mind. IMO.

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 From:  milko  
 To:  DSLPete (THE_TGG)     
2226.1653 In reply to 2226.1652 
Ah well. Luckily we can make robotic adding-machines to do it for us now.

milko
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  DSLPete (THE_TGG)     
2226.1654 In reply to 2226.1652 
Everything except time, computers, angles, and paper. :/ 

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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.1655 In reply to 2226.1649 
quote: Teh Mantrohb
Whatever your sphere of creative endeavour


I see what you did there...

(and yes, I know what you mean)

Kenny
The Wisdom of Kurt Vonnegut:
You think Arabs are dumb? Try doing long division with Roman numerals.
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 From:  dyl  
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)     
2226.1656 In reply to 2226.1412 
I prefer BST really, as I never get up before 10am and end up cycling to work in the dark every night at ruch hour in the winter. It must be soon now, is it? Isn't it?

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 From:  dyl  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.1657 In reply to 2226.1642 
You really must start putting a coin or summat to give an idea of scale in all your photographed whittlings.

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 From:  SMD  
 To:  dyl     
2226.1658 In reply to 2226.1657 
And then I said "Get off me Grandma, I'm done!".
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 From:  bohman75  
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2226.1659 In reply to 2226.20 

Been dead for a week.
Now this post can finally die.

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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
 To:  bohman75     
2226.1660 In reply to 2226.1659 
Not over Manthorp's Cracked Balls (manthorp) 

Antoine
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
 To:  Racoon     
2226.1662 In reply to 2226.1661 
Well done!

Antoine
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 From:  bohman75  
 To:  Racoon     
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What's an A* ... is that like an A+ ?
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 From:  bohman75  
 To:  Racoon     
2226.1665 In reply to 2226.1664 

ohhhh...

 

nice grades

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