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 From:  bohman75   11 Aug 2004 14:03 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)      1597 of 2579 
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Good that it could be repaired. Oh the miracles of science. Do you find, because of previous problems, that people handle his balls with more care now?
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)   11 Aug 2004 14:51 
 To:  bohman75      1598 of 2579 
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Steve still throws them around with a flagrant disregard for his safety.
Kenny
The Wisdom of Kurt Vonnegut:
You think Arabs are dumb? Try doing long division with Roman numerals.
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 From:  bohman75   11 Aug 2004 14:54 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)      1599 of 2579 
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Safety is important! Just remember, when you touch Steve's balls, you are touching everyone who's ever touched his balls.
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)   11 Aug 2004 15:07 
 To:  bohman75      1600 of 2579 
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I've probably touched everyone who's ever touched his balls anyway. And I don't think I've touched any of them whilst sober, which probably explains a lot.
Kenny
The Wisdom of Kurt Vonnegut:
You think Arabs are dumb? Try doing long division with Roman numerals.
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 From:  bohman75   11 Aug 2004 15:17 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)      1601 of 2579 
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It's healty to spend at least 3 hours a week sober.
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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)   11 Aug 2004 15:39 
 To:  bohman75      1602 of 2579 
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Yes. I am six feet and three inches tall, and I weigh 11 stone and 8 pounds.

 

There may be some youngsters round these parts who are centimetres tall, and weight kilograms, but they're misguided (and in one case, suffering from post-traumatic stress).

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 From:  bohman75   11 Aug 2004 15:48 
 To:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)      1603 of 2579 
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I say lets go with the majority on this one. Most of the world is metric. I would save myself alot of money when buying tools if everything was metric. I've owned Japanese cars and American cars (yes, Japanese cars are more reliable), and have to keep both metric and standard wrenches/ sockets. What a pain in the ass. Imagine my surprise when I came across a part on my American made car that wouldn't take a standard wrench... it was metric... doph!
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 From:  milko   11 Aug 2004 15:50 
 To:  bohman75      1604 of 2579 
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Yay, a sensible person. Ignore Rendle, we actually have a bizarre mishmash of Imperial and Metric over here. He'd probably prefer it if we didn't have money in decimal still.

milko
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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)   11 Aug 2004 15:56 
 To:  bohman75      1605 of 2579 
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I say let's get hold of some really fucking big nuclear warheads, hide them in some major cities, inextricably link their non-detonation to my vital signs, and then use them as leverage to force the world to switch to the Furlong/Firkin/Fortnight system.

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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)   11 Aug 2004 15:57 
 To:  milko      1606 of 2579 
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Deny that the word "thruppence" is fun to say. Ha! You can't, can you?

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 From:  bohman75   11 Aug 2004 16:01 
 To:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)      1607 of 2579 
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On and unrelated note; it's amazing how the sanity line is crossed so unnoticably.
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 From:  milko   11 Aug 2004 16:11 
 To:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)      1608 of 2579 
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You are right. And yet, one can have three pence in decimal still. Hooray!

milko
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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)   11 Aug 2004 16:15 
 To:  milko      1609 of 2579 
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It's not the same, dammit. There's no coin.

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 From:  milko   11 Aug 2004 16:21 
 To:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)      1610 of 2579 
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who cares! there's no anything with me anymore.

milko
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 From:  Sulkpot   11 Aug 2004 16:36 
 To:  milko      1611 of 2579 
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quote:
who cares! there's no anything with me anymore.


Isn't that the title of Morrissey's next release?

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 From:  milko   11 Aug 2004 16:59 
 To:  Sulkpot      1612 of 2579 
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I like him so I hope so. I HEART him even, just because of the people here who get upset about that.

milko
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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)   11 Aug 2004 17:46 
 To:  milko      1613 of 2579 
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Fag.

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 From:  milko   11 Aug 2004 17:49 
 To:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)      1614 of 2579 
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I had one of those slip-knot noose things hidden under that post, attached to a bendy tree.

milko
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 From:  bohman75   13 Aug 2004 20:03 
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It's about time this thread died.
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