Pffft - hack work compared to the awesome marvelousness of Steve's cracked ball, which I've personally cradled in my hand. That was before he showed me his snake and it tried to escape behind the bookshelf.

Um. I guess you had to be there.

I'm not worried... you're on the other side of the water. You'd have to travel at least... oh.... 100 miles to get here!
(that's right... you use kilometers..... what would that be...... about 5k?)
And I don't think you want to make that journey.

I don't think you fully appreciate the hatred for animated GIFs.

(And no, we don't use kilometres. We use miles. Fuck Europe.)

Yes. I am six feet and three inches tall, and I weigh 11 stone and 8 pounds.

There may be some youngsters round these parts who are centimetres tall, and weight kilograms, but they're misguided (and in one case, suffering from post-traumatic stress).