Your sig seems to be slowly getting more animated and attention-seeking as time goes by.

Please stop before it gets to be 1000 pixels high, with 29 animated gifs (one of which is a waving US flag), links to 8 other forums and a site to donate to the 9/11 fund, and pictures of you and all the pets you ever had, with R.I.P. approriately interspersed.

A subltle little non-moving "yank" is all that's needed here. It's a cross-Atlantic thing.

Well, there is an unwritten rule about no animation at all here, but I'm easy (yes, John).

Even Dave had to sedate his banana :O 

Pffft - hack work compared to the awesome marvelousness of Steve's cracked ball, which I've personally cradled in my hand. That was before he showed me his snake and it tried to escape behind the bookshelf.

Um. I guess you had to be there.

I'm not worried... you're on the other side of the water. You'd have to travel at least... oh.... 100 miles to get here!
(that's right... you use kilometers..... what would that be...... about 5k?)
And I don't think you want to make that journey.

I don't think you fully appreciate the hatred for animated GIFs.

(And no, we don't use kilometres. We use miles. Fuck Europe.)

Yes. I am six feet and three inches tall, and I weigh 11 stone and 8 pounds.

There may be some youngsters round these parts who are centimetres tall, and weight kilograms, but they're misguided (and in one case, suffering from post-traumatic stress).