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From:	Gobfounded (YVE)	4 Apr 2003 11:19
To:	Manthorp	151 of 2579

2226.151 In reply to 2226.150
We need to dish up some scandal. Get your pants down. I'll have a good grope. Several sightseers will come and tell us to get a room, then the thread will be vacated like it carries Hong Kong Pneumonia. I start typing lessons next week.

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From:	Manthorp	4 Apr 2003 11:21
To:	Gobfounded (YVE)	152 of 2579

2226.152 In reply to 2226.151
Good plan. <zzzzzzzzzzip> Stick your tongue out and I'll lick it like a dog. Lads hate overt saliva mingling.

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From:	Gobfounded (YVE)	4 Apr 2003 11:30
To:	Manthorp	153 of 2579

2226.153 In reply to 2226.152
wiggly wiggly ooo errrr. That's not your tongue!!!!! I start typing lessons next week.

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From:	Darren	5 Apr 2003 17:46
To:	Gobfounded (YVE)	154 of 2579

2226.154 In reply to 2226.153
2 days gone. Yay - it's dying.

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From:	JonCooper	6 Apr 2003 01:12
To:	Darren	155 of 2579

2226.155 In reply to 2226.154
at last Jon

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From:	patch	6 Apr 2003 01:51
To:	Mr (M00RL0CK)	157 of 2579

2226.157 In reply to 2226.156
I've been having sleepless nights because of this thread. Any sleep I managed to get has been plagued by nightmares of an undead, undieing thread wandering Teh land harrasing young virgins and elderly nuns. Hopefully, now that it's fading away, I'll be able to sleep easy once again.

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From:	Manthorp	6 Apr 2003 03:03
To:	patch	158 of 2579

2226.158 In reply to 2226.157
Nah, look: four new posts.

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From:	Manthorp	6 Apr 2003 03:04
To:	Manthorp	159 of 2579

2226.159 In reply to 2226.158
I'm wrong: five.

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From:	THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)	6 Apr 2003 03:05
To:	Manthorp	160 of 2579

2226.160 In reply to 2226.159
Your counting's shit. @@@@@@@^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@^ ~^ @ @@ @ @ @ I ~^@@@@@@ @@@@@ ~ ~~ ~I @@@@@ @@@@' ' _,w@< @@@@ @@@@ @@@@@@@@w___,w@@@@@@@@ @ @@@ @@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ I @@@ @@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@*@[ i @@@ @@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@[][ \| ]@@@ @@@@ ~_,,_ ~@@@@@@@~ ____~ @ @@@ @@@@ _~ , , `@@@~ _ _`@ ]L J@@@ @@@@ , @@w@ww+ @@@ww``,,@w@ ][ @@@@ @@@@, @@@@www@@@ @@@@@@@ww@@@@@[ @@@@ @@@@@_\|\| @@@@@@P' @@P@@@@@@@@@@@[\|c@@@@ @@@@@@w\| '@@P~ P]@@@-~, ~Y@@^'],@@@@@@ @@@@@@@[ _ _J@@Tk ]]@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@,@ @@, c,,,,,,,y ,w@@[ ,@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ i @w ====--_@@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@`,P~ _ ~^^^^Y@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ @@@@^^=^@@^ ^' ,ww,w@@@@@ _@@@@@@@@@@ @@@_xJ~ ~ , @@@@@@@P~_@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ @, ,@@@,_____ _,J@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@L `' ,@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

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From:	Gobfounded (YVE)	6 Apr 2003 03:11
To:	THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)	161 of 2579

2226.161 In reply to 2226.160
It is rather early in the morning. On Sunday. I start typing lessons next week.

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From:	THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)	6 Apr 2003 03:14
To:	Gobfounded (YVE)	162 of 2579

2226.162 In reply to 2226.161
But he's old, he's probably been up since 4am waiting for the paperboy to bring his Sunday Times or something. @@@@@@@^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@^ ~^ @ @@ @ @ @ I ~^@@@@@@ @@@@@ ~ ~~ ~I @@@@@ @@@@' ' _,w@< @@@@ @@@@ @@@@@@@@w___,w@@@@@@@@ @ @@@ @@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ I @@@ @@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@*@[ i @@@ @@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@[][ \| ]@@@ @@@@ ~_,,_ ~@@@@@@@~ ____~ @ @@@ @@@@ _~ , , `@@@~ _ _`@ ]L J@@@ @@@@ , @@w@ww+ @@@ww``,,@w@ ][ @@@@ @@@@, @@@@www@@@ @@@@@@@ww@@@@@[ @@@@ @@@@@_\|\| @@@@@@P' @@P@@@@@@@@@@@[\|c@@@@ @@@@@@w\| '@@P~ P]@@@-~, ~Y@@^'],@@@@@@ @@@@@@@[ _ _J@@Tk ]]@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@,@ @@, c,,,,,,,y ,w@@[ ,@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ i @w ====--_@@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@`,P~ _ ~^^^^Y@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ @@@@^^=^@@^ ^' ,ww,w@@@@@ _@@@@@@@@@@ @@@_xJ~ ~ , @@@@@@@P~_@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ @, ,@@@,_____ _,J@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@L `' ,@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

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From:	Gobfounded (YVE)	6 Apr 2003 03:26
To:	THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)	163 of 2579

2226.163 In reply to 2226.162
Aye. Things get a bit leaky at his age, so he probably gets up every couple of hours to go to the toilet anyhow. I start typing lessons next week.

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From:	Manthorp	6 Apr 2003 03:54
To:	ALL	164 of 2579

2226.164 In reply to 2226.163
Cheeky fucks. A hearty Sunday morning shag followed by preparing breakfast for five, and I'm now upstairs sweating away over my balls, if you must know. I come down to make a refreshing cafetiere of Douwe Egbert and what do I find? Cheek and insurrection, that's what. Frankly, I think the tone of this thread has plummeted, and I would suggest a return to The Eagles to add a little much needed class.

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From:	Gobfounded (YVE)	6 Apr 2003 04:43
To:	Manthorp	165 of 2579

2226.165 In reply to 2226.164
smooch Those incontinence pants do tend to keep your skin from breathing. I start typing lessons next week.

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From:	THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)	6 Apr 2003 04:46
To:	Manthorp	166 of 2579

2226.166 In reply to 2226.164
So what's your favourite Eagles song? I think mine would have to be Grandad, by Clive Dunn: I've been sitting here all day thinking Same old thing ten years away thinking Now my days are gone, memories linger on Thoughts of when I was boy Pennyfarthings on the street riding Motorcars were funny things, frightning Bow and hoops and spinning tops Annie gretzel's lollipops Comic cuts, all different things Grandad, grandad you're lovely That's what we all think of you Grandad, grandad you're lovely That's what we all think of you Grandad grandad Areoplanes tied up with string flying Telephones and talking things sighing A radio and phonograph, Charlie Chaplin made us laugh Silently falling about Familiar things I keep around, near me Memories of my younger days, clearly Now it's in my mind? Everyday I find, thoughts of when I was boy Grandad, grandad you're lovely That's what we all think of you Grandad, grandad you're lovely That's what we all think of you Grandad, grandad Grandad, grandad Grandad, grandad @@@@@@@^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@^ ~^ @ @@ @ @ @ I ~^@@@@@@ @@@@@ ~ ~~ ~I @@@@@ @@@@' ' _,w@< @@@@ @@@@ @@@@@@@@w___,w@@@@@@@@ @ @@@ @@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ I @@@ @@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@*@[ i @@@ @@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@[][ \| ]@@@ @@@@ ~_,,_ ~@@@@@@@~ ____~ @ @@@ @@@@ _~ , , `@@@~ _ _`@ ]L J@@@ @@@@ , @@w@ww+ @@@ww``,,@w@ ][ @@@@ @@@@, @@@@www@@@ @@@@@@@ww@@@@@[ @@@@ @@@@@_\|\| @@@@@@P' @@P@@@@@@@@@@@[\|c@@@@ @@@@@@w\| '@@P~ P]@@@-~, ~Y@@^'],@@@@@@ @@@@@@@[ _ _J@@Tk ]]@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@,@ @@, c,,,,,,,y ,w@@[ ,@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ i @w ====--_@@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@`,P~ _ ~^^^^Y@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ @@@@^^=^@@^ ^' ,ww,w@@@@@ _@@@@@@@@@@ @@@_xJ~ ~ , @@@@@@@P~_@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ @, ,@@@,_____ _,J@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@L `' ,@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

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From:	Darren	7 Apr 2003 03:14
To:	THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)	167 of 2579

2226.167 In reply to 2226.166
Grandma, we love you. Grandma we do. Though you may be a senile old bitch, we get a buzz off you. You wear a raincoat in the summer. You smell of piss and Rich Tea. There's no-one quite like Grandma, but I wish she'd stop slipping the tongue when I kiss her goodnight. At leat I think those are the words.

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From:	Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)	7 Apr 2003 15:28
To:	Darren	168 of 2579

2226.168 In reply to 2226.167
Feckinell. I go away for a long weekend of top quality music, holiday camp accomodation and pie, and I come back to discover that this thread is still going? That's terrible. Kenny

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From:	Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)	7 Apr 2003 15:36
To:	Mr (M00RL0CK)	170 of 2579

2226.170 In reply to 2226.169
All in good time - I shall leave tantalising snippets around teh place as I try to catch up. Kenny

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