GeneralCracked my ball
God! I was there, with your vivid emoticonic storytelling techniques.
I can smell the poo, and I'm not sure it's entirely of bovine origin.
There was lots of poo. Jodi's dog kept rolling in it. I wish dogs wouldn't do that.
Oh shit, I forgot to do the dog.
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Booooo. It wont let me do the dog.
Works fine in preview but goes all borky when I post it :(
Sort of.
There weren't many Octopussys up on Rombalds Moor's farms though.
Gross?????
You seem to be using a few too many Americanisms in your dotage, Mr Manthorp. Cease and desist, please, for you are part of the last bastion of correct usage of the English language here.
I believe they were/are. And I'm sure that one of them is now trying to be a celeb chef with that Ramsay feller.
Fame, eh?