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 From:  kara   9 May 2004 19:56 
 To:  steve      1489 of 2579 
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That is my new wallpaper, Mr. Steav. I thank you.
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 From:  Manthorp    9 May 2004 20:03 
 To:  JonCooper      1490 of 2579 
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:'-( That's a cruel thing to say about anybody. Especially when they're so overburdened with the responsibility of getting drunk nightly that they forget their promises.
Bush & Blair, inc; we make the terrorists so you can be scared

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 From:  Mouse   9 May 2004 22:22 
 To:  mmm (JAY)      1491 of 2579 
2226.1491 In reply to 2226.1487 
Me and Jodi were walking up through some fields on the moor above Steve's house today. We had a few cow and bull encounters, they didn't seem to like us I will also try and demonstrate:

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(cow)(cow)
(cow)
(cow)(cow)






(&) ----(Z)(X)- ?


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(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)
(cow)


(&;)(&) ----(Z)(X) - !


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(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)




(&;) (&)----(Z)(X) - Fuck run !
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 From:  Monsoir (PILOTDAN)   9 May 2004 22:40 
 To:  Mouse      1492 of 2579 
2226.1492 In reply to 2226.1491 
I do believe i should turn emoticons back on.

You're standin' to close what the fuck's with you
You ain't my old lady and you ain't a tattoo
No need to whimper no need to shout
This party s over so get the fuck out
Get the fuck out
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 From:  Mouse   9 May 2004 22:58 
 To:  Monsoir (PILOTDAN)      1493 of 2579 
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I hgad to switch from Pete's pack to trill to see Jay's, I might leave em on again now.

 

<emoticon slag />
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 From:  Monsoir (PILOTDAN)   9 May 2004 23:01 
 To:  Mouse      1494 of 2579 
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You slut.

You're standin' to close what the fuck's with you
You ain't my old lady and you ain't a tattoo
No need to whimper no need to shout
This party s over so get the fuck out
Get the fuck out
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   9 May 2004 23:14 
 To:  Mouse      1495 of 2579 
2226.1495 In reply to 2226.1493 
I've done those three emotes, but andy has been too busy to add them in (or he was, he might have just forgotton now).

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 From:  Manthorp    9 May 2004 23:24 
 To:  Mouse      1496 of 2579 
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God! I was there, with your vivid emoticonic storytelling techniques.

 

I can smell the poo, and I'm not sure it's entirely of bovine origin.

Bush & Blair, inc; we make the terrorists so you can be scared

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 From:  Mouse   9 May 2004 23:44 
 To:  Manthorp       1497 of 2579 
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There was lots of poo. Jodi's dog kept rolling in it. I wish dogs wouldn't do that.

 

Oh shit, I forgot to do the dog.

 

<edits>
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 From:  Mouse   9 May 2004 23:47 
 To:  Mouse      1498 of 2579 
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Booooo. It wont let me do the dog.

 

Works fine in preview but goes all borky when I post it :(
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 From:  steve   9 May 2004 23:47 
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He's gone back to do the dog :&

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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   9 May 2004 23:59 
 To:  ALL 1500 of 2579 
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1500 B-)

(cow) (monkey) (&) (cow) (cow) (&) (cow) (@) (monkey) (cow) (&)
(pig) (cow) (cow) (monkey) (duck) (@) (&) (cow) (&) (bunny) (bunny)
(duck) (monkey) (@) (cow) (&) (&) (&) (octopus) (&) (@) (duck)
(cow) (@) (pig) (squirrel) (bunny) (duck) (monkey) (&) (cow) (squirrel) (cow)
(cow) (monkey) (cow) (cow) (otter) (cow) (duck) (cow) (duck) (cow) (cow)
(monkey) (pig) (@) (@) (cow) (duck) (squirrel) (pig) (pig) (cow) (monkey)

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 From:  Mouse   10 May 2004 00:00 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      1501 of 2579 
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You could have least drawn a farm in emoticons or something Peter you knob fingered fool.

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 From:  Manthorp    10 May 2004 00:00 
 To:  Mouse      1502 of 2579 
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Against all my advice, May continues to eat cow & sometimes, sheep, poo. Dogs are gross.
Bush & Blair, inc; we make the terrorists so you can be scared

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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   10 May 2004 00:09 
 To:  Mouse      1503 of 2579 
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Better?

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 From:  Mouse   10 May 2004 00:12 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      1504 of 2579 
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Sort of.

 

There weren't many Octopussys up on Rombalds Moor's farms though.
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   10 May 2004 00:14 
 To:  Mouse      1505 of 2579 
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And there aren't many in this farm - he's all alone! :'(

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 From:  johngti_mk-ii   10 May 2004 11:36 
 To:  Manthorp       1506 of 2579 
2226.1506 In reply to 2226.1502 

Gross?????

 

You seem to be using a few too many Americanisms in your dotage, Mr Manthorp. Cease and desist, please, for you are part of the last bastion of correct usage of the English language here.
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 From:  Manthorp    10 May 2004 11:43 
 To:  johngti_mk-ii      1507 of 2579 
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Are you calling me a bastion?
Bush & Blair, inc; we treat towelheads as if they were human

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 From:  johngti_mk-ii   10 May 2004 12:24 
 To:  Manthorp       1508 of 2579 
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I might be.
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