I almost got trampled by a herd of Highland Cows once. I will deomonstrate.

(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow):&(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)

This breed of cattle began to be cross bred with a beefy Scottish Shorthorn. Those farmers raising the non-cross bred Shorthorns began to emphasize the dairy qualities. Milking Shorthorns are usually red on their backs, sides, and faces, with white stomachs, but they can be all red, all white, or roan.

Well,

Yes.

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I hgad to switch from Pete's pack to trill to see Jay's, I might leave em on again now.

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God! I was there, with your vivid emoticonic storytelling techniques.

I can smell the poo, and I'm not sure it's entirely of bovine origin.

There was lots of poo. Jodi's dog kept rolling in it. I wish dogs wouldn't do that.

Oh shit, I forgot to do the dog.

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Booooo. It wont let me do the dog.

Works fine in preview but goes all borky when I post it :(

Sort of.

There weren't many Octopussys up on Rombalds Moor's farms though.

Gross?????

You seem to be using a few too many Americanisms in your dotage, Mr Manthorp. Cease and desist, please, for you are part of the last bastion of correct usage of the English language here.