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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  Gobfounded (YVE)     
2226.1480 In reply to 2226.1479 
You know me so well (L)

Bush & Blair, inc; we make the terrorists so you can be scared

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 From:  Gobfounded (YVE)  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.1481 In reply to 2226.1480 

And feel all the more rich for it.(worship)


Just call me lunch
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 From:  kara  
 To:  ALL
2226.1482 In reply to 2226.1481 

Rowan, Rowan, Rowan.

 

That is all I have to say on the matter.

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 From:  Rowan  
 To:  kara     
2226.1483 In reply to 2226.1482 
...are you talking about Scottish cows?

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 From:  steve  
 To:  Rowan     
2226.1484 In reply to 2226.1483 
(L) (L) (L) ({) http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~chicnmo/islay/backgrounds/Highland%20cow%20small.jpg (}) (L) (L) (L)
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 From:  Rowan  
 To:  steve     
2226.1485 In reply to 2226.1484 

Is that a photo of me?

 

[Also, I used to have a key-ring of such an animal. It was a thin piece of wood, cut in the shape of a woolly-bully, with fluffy red twine wrapped round it. It was splendid. I wonder what happened to it.]

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 From:  JonCooper  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.1486 In reply to 2226.1465 
another broken promise :(

(are you a new labourite?)

Jon - A yllyth-ta leverel henna arta mar plek yn Kernewek?
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 From:  mmm (JAY)  
 To:  steve     
2226.1487 In reply to 2226.1484 

I almost got trampled by a herd of Highland Cows once. I will deomonstrate.

 

(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow):&(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)


This breed of cattle began to be cross bred with a beefy Scottish Shorthorn. Those farmers raising the non-cross bred Shorthorns began to emphasize the dairy qualities. Milking Shorthorns are usually red on their backs, sides, and faces, with white stomachs, but they can be all red, all white, or roan.
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 From:  kara  
 To:  Rowan     
2226.1488 In reply to 2226.1483 

Well,

 

Yes.

 

:$

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 From:  kara  
 To:  steve     
2226.1489 In reply to 2226.1484 
That is my new wallpaper, Mr. Steav. I thank you.
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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  JonCooper     
2226.1490 In reply to 2226.1486 
:'-( That's a cruel thing to say about anybody. Especially when they're so overburdened with the responsibility of getting drunk nightly that they forget their promises.

Bush & Blair, inc; we make the terrorists so you can be scared

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 From:  Mouse  
 To:  mmm (JAY)     
2226.1491 In reply to 2226.1487 
Me and Jodi were walking up through some fields on the moor above Steve's house today. We had a few cow and bull encounters, they didn't seem to like us I will also try and demonstrate:

----------------------------------------------------------
(cow)(cow)
(cow)
(cow)(cow)






(&) ----(Z)(X)- ?


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(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)
(cow)


(&;)(&) ----(Z)(X) - !


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(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)




(&;) (&)----(Z)(X) - Fuck run !



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 From:  Monsoir (PILOTDAN)  
 To:  Mouse     
2226.1492 In reply to 2226.1491 
I do believe i should turn emoticons back on.

You're standin' to close what the fuck's with you
You ain't my old lady and you ain't a tattoo
No need to whimper no need to shout
This party s over so get the fuck out
Get the fuck out
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 From:  Mouse  
 To:  Monsoir (PILOTDAN)     
2226.1493 In reply to 2226.1492 

I hgad to switch from Pete's pack to trill to see Jay's, I might leave em on again now.

 

<emoticon slag />


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 From:  Monsoir (PILOTDAN)  
 To:  Mouse     
2226.1494 In reply to 2226.1493 
You slut.

You're standin' to close what the fuck's with you
You ain't my old lady and you ain't a tattoo
No need to whimper no need to shout
This party s over so get the fuck out
Get the fuck out
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  Mouse     
2226.1495 In reply to 2226.1493 
I've done those three emotes, but andy has been too busy to add them in (or he was, he might have just forgotton now).

3.1415P265E589T932E846R64338
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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  Mouse     
2226.1496 In reply to 2226.1491 

God! I was there, with your vivid emoticonic storytelling techniques.

 

I can smell the poo, and I'm not sure it's entirely of bovine origin.


Bush & Blair, inc; we make the terrorists so you can be scared

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 From:  Mouse  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.1497 In reply to 2226.1496 

There was lots of poo. Jodi's dog kept rolling in it. I wish dogs wouldn't do that.

 

Oh shit, I forgot to do the dog.

 

<edits>


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 From:  Mouse  
 To:  Mouse     
2226.1498 In reply to 2226.1497 

Booooo. It wont let me do the dog.

 

Works fine in preview but goes all borky when I post it :(


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 From:  steve  
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2226.1499 In reply to 2226.1497 
He's gone back to do the dog :&
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