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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)     
2226.1471 In reply to 2226.1470 
You prick my conscience, and I'm drunk and going out see to Dylan Moran in being funny stylee. What can I say. other than soz I'm crap...

Bush & Blair, inc; we make the terrorists so you can be scared

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 From:  Mouse  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.1472 In reply to 2226.1471 
How was Dylan?

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 From:  Monsoir (PILOTDAN)  
 To:  Mouse     
2226.1473 In reply to 2226.1467 
I just wanna see his balls.

The benevolent and wise are being cornered, ostracized, what a bummer
The world keeps getting dumber
Insensitivity is standard and faith is being fancied over reason
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 From:  Mouse  
 To:  Monsoir (PILOTDAN)     
2226.1474 In reply to 2226.1473 

I have held one.

 

(proud)


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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  Mouse     
2226.1475 In reply to 2226.1472 
He was reet funny and lovely.

Described media coverage of Osama et al as 'terrortainment'.

Bush & Blair, inc; we make the terrorists so you can be scared

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 From:  Gobfounded (YVE)  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.1476 In reply to 2226.1469 

>>>Didn't Gordon Ramsay swear a lot?

 

Doesn't the pope give mass in latin?


Just call me lunch
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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  Gobfounded (YVE)     
2226.1477 In reply to 2226.1476 
Well I was shocked, but then I had a sheltered childhood.

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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.1478 In reply to 2226.1477 

In that order?

 

Explains a lot, I suppose.


Kenny
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 From:  Gobfounded (YVE)  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.1479 In reply to 2226.1477 
Underneath that worldly exterior, you really are an innocent sort of chap, aren't you?(a)

Just call me lunch
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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  Gobfounded (YVE)     
2226.1480 In reply to 2226.1479 
You know me so well (L)

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 From:  Gobfounded (YVE)  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.1481 In reply to 2226.1480 

And feel all the more rich for it.(worship)


Just call me lunch
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 From:  kara  
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2226.1482 In reply to 2226.1481 

Rowan, Rowan, Rowan.

 

That is all I have to say on the matter.

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 From:  Rowan  
 To:  kara     
2226.1483 In reply to 2226.1482 
...are you talking about Scottish cows?

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 From:  steve  
 To:  Rowan     
2226.1484 In reply to 2226.1483 
(L) (L) (L) ({) http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~chicnmo/islay/backgrounds/Highland%20cow%20small.jpg (}) (L) (L) (L)
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 From:  Rowan  
 To:  steve     
2226.1485 In reply to 2226.1484 

Is that a photo of me?

 

[Also, I used to have a key-ring of such an animal. It was a thin piece of wood, cut in the shape of a woolly-bully, with fluffy red twine wrapped round it. It was splendid. I wonder what happened to it.]

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 From:  JonCooper  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.1486 In reply to 2226.1465 
another broken promise :(

(are you a new labourite?)

Jon - A yllyth-ta leverel henna arta mar plek yn Kernewek?
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 From:  mmm (JAY)  
 To:  steve     
2226.1487 In reply to 2226.1484 

I almost got trampled by a herd of Highland Cows once. I will deomonstrate.

 

(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow):&(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)


This breed of cattle began to be cross bred with a beefy Scottish Shorthorn. Those farmers raising the non-cross bred Shorthorns began to emphasize the dairy qualities. Milking Shorthorns are usually red on their backs, sides, and faces, with white stomachs, but they can be all red, all white, or roan.
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 From:  kara  
 To:  Rowan     
2226.1488 In reply to 2226.1483 

Well,

 

Yes.

 

:$

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 From:  kara  
 To:  steve     
2226.1489 In reply to 2226.1484 
That is my new wallpaper, Mr. Steav. I thank you.
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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  JonCooper     
2226.1490 In reply to 2226.1486 
:'-( That's a cruel thing to say about anybody. Especially when they're so overburdened with the responsibility of getting drunk nightly that they forget their promises.

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