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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)   2 Mar 2004 16:41 
 To:  patch      1370 of 2579 
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Quick rundown: I've been to Rome. Arsenal have basically won the Premiership. Yve & Wibbly got engaged. Whiplash came out on PS2 and Xbox. Several people had birthdays. Blair's government got deeper into the shit. People made jokes about Milko's arms and Daniel Herman's whole life. Battlestar Galactica 2003 was rubbish. The days lengthened.

There was more, but I'm so tired. And I shan't be home for hours yet.

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 From:  patch   2 Mar 2004 16:47 
 To:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)      1371 of 2579 
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Oh. Is that it? You mean you don't know about the Pope scandalising the world by marrying his nurse, Kent finally giving in to gravity and hitting France somewhere near Calais, and the realisation that it's actually Kenny that has short arms and he only makes jokes about Milko to try and feel better? You are /so/ behind the times.

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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)   2 Mar 2004 16:50 
 To:  patch      1372 of 2579 
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I really am very tired.

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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)   2 Mar 2004 16:52 
 To:  patch      1373 of 2579 
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[face-glue-picture]

 

If anything, I have freakishly long arms. It's my penis I worry about. I'm sure it was around here somewhere.

Kenny
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 From:  Manthorp    2 Mar 2004 23:01 
 To:  Racoon      1375 of 2579 
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You are aware, my stripling lad, that '99 red balloons' was O.L.D long before I had dropped my first ball, let alone cracked one?
Birdie Num-Nums

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 From:  Manthorp    2 Mar 2004 23:06 
 To:  Racoon      1377 of 2579 
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Fucking irony! Can't do irony at this time of night after working till fuck knows when and drinking until fuck knows whener. I need a man with a red flag walking ten yards ahead of it.
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 From:  Darren   6 Mar 2004 16:56 
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 From:  mmm (JAY)   6 Mar 2004 17:25 
 To:  Darren      1380 of 2579 
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hahahahahahaha

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 From:  milko   7 Mar 2004 23:05 
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meheheh, you bastard!

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 From:  Mouse   13 Mar 2004 13:02 
 To:  Racoon      1383 of 2579 
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I'm actually feeling pretty perky considering the x cans of lager I had last night.Did you go anywhere exciting, or was it just hanging around street corners like the hooor you are?

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 From:  Mouse   13 Mar 2004 13:42 
 To:  Racoon      1385 of 2579 
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And how do "Elgins" marbles compare to Manthorp's Balls?

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 From:  Mouse   13 Mar 2004 15:58 
 To:  Racoon      1387 of 2579 
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Disgusting, can't we invade Grease and get the bits we need?

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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   15 Mar 2004 22:36 
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BUMP

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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   15 Mar 2004 22:37 
 To:  ANT_THOMAS      1389 of 2579 
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*THUMP*


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