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 From:  Manthorp    10 Feb 2004 21:10 
 To:  steve      1361 of 2579 
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You can illustrate /now/. But I won't ask you to proof-read ;-)

 

And Truff, you can have the film rights for a bottle of spanish brandy.

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 From:  patch   11 Feb 2004 08:39 
 To:  Manthorp       1362 of 2579 
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Have you ever thought of publishing it yourself? (Not sure how realistic that idea is, mind)

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 From:  empathy   11 Feb 2004 15:50 
 To:  Manthorp       1363 of 2579 
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www.lulu.com

 

Nice self-publishing print-on-demand company, could publish it through them for just a % of the profits with no other fees. Shipping is a bit pricey though.
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 From:  Manthorp    11 Feb 2004 22:50 
 To:  patch      1364 of 2579 
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(& Empathy)

 

I've always been a bit wary of self-publishing. I know there are honest and honourable ways through it, but I wouldn't want to slip into the cul-de-sac of vanity publishing. I've thought about e-publishing, too, but don't know enough about it, or who the respectable publishers are.

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 From:  patch   11 Feb 2004 23:41 
 To:  Manthorp       1365 of 2579 
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But surely any self-publishing is going to be vanity-publishing?

 

EDIT: Even if you do it without these "Publish Your Own Book" firms, which I've just worked out you were talking about.
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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)   2 Mar 2004 15:37 
 To:  patch      1366 of 2579 
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Almost three weeks have passed.

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 From:  patch   2 Mar 2004 16:13 
 To:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)      1367 of 2579 
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Surely not.

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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)   2 Mar 2004 16:15 
 To:  patch      1368 of 2579 
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So much has happened while this thread has lain dormant. So very much.

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 From:  patch   2 Mar 2004 16:18 
 To:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)      1369 of 2579 
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Tell me more.

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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)   2 Mar 2004 16:41 
 To:  patch      1370 of 2579 
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Quick rundown: I've been to Rome. Arsenal have basically won the Premiership. Yve & Wibbly got engaged. Whiplash came out on PS2 and Xbox. Several people had birthdays. Blair's government got deeper into the shit. People made jokes about Milko's arms and Daniel Herman's whole life. Battlestar Galactica 2003 was rubbish. The days lengthened.

There was more, but I'm so tired. And I shan't be home for hours yet.

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 From:  patch   2 Mar 2004 16:47 
 To:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)      1371 of 2579 
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Oh. Is that it? You mean you don't know about the Pope scandalising the world by marrying his nurse, Kent finally giving in to gravity and hitting France somewhere near Calais, and the realisation that it's actually Kenny that has short arms and he only makes jokes about Milko to try and feel better? You are /so/ behind the times.

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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)   2 Mar 2004 16:50 
 To:  patch      1372 of 2579 
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I really am very tired.

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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)   2 Mar 2004 16:52 
 To:  patch      1373 of 2579 
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[face-glue-picture]

 

If anything, I have freakishly long arms. It's my penis I worry about. I'm sure it was around here somewhere.

Kenny
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 From:  Manthorp    2 Mar 2004 23:01 
 To:  Racoon      1375 of 2579 
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You are aware, my stripling lad, that '99 red balloons' was O.L.D long before I had dropped my first ball, let alone cracked one?
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 From:  Manthorp    2 Mar 2004 23:06 
 To:  Racoon      1377 of 2579 
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Fucking irony! Can't do irony at this time of night after working till fuck knows when and drinking until fuck knows whener. I need a man with a red flag walking ten yards ahead of it.
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 From:  Darren   6 Mar 2004 16:56 
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 From:  mmm (JAY)   6 Mar 2004 17:25 
 To:  Darren      1380 of 2579 
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hahahahahahaha

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