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 From:  truffy  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.1309 In reply to 2226.1 
and how are your balls on this fine new year's day sir?

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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  truffy     
2226.1310 In reply to 2226.1309 
I intend to spend a slightly trembly-handed day whittling them, sir, thank you for inquiring. And for reviving this bastard thread.

"I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
I only like hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too."

John Rox, sung by Gayla Peevey, 1953
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 From:  truffy  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.1311 In reply to 2226.1310 
funnily enough, fiona's gone back to bed with a bad case of the 'flu', which is apparently nothing to do with the vast quantity of alcohol that she imbibed last night.

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 From:  patch  
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2226.1312 In reply to 2226.1311 
Ooh. Cross-referencing threads.

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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  patch     
2226.1313 In reply to 2226.1312 
Aieeeee! THe infection spreads. Which reminds me, I've finished no. 7. Piccies tonight, if I can be arsed.

People expect old men to die,
They do not really mourn old men.
Old men are different. People look
At them with eyes that wonder when...
People watch with unshocked eyes;
But the old men know when an old man dies.

Ogden Nash

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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)     
2226.1315 In reply to 2226.1314 
Not the reputation I would care to have, but probably accurate enough.

People expect old men to die,
They do not really mourn old men.
Old men are different. People look
At them with eyes that wonder when...
People watch with unshocked eyes;
But the old men know when an old man dies.

Ogden Nash

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 From:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.1316 In reply to 2226.1315 

Have you been arsed yet?

 

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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)     
2226.1317 In reply to 2226.1316 

I'll try to be arsed tomorrow.


People expect old men to die,
They do not really mourn old men.
Old men are different. People look
At them with eyes that wonder when...
People watch with unshocked eyes;
But the old men know when an old man dies.

Ogden Nash

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 From:  Darren  
 To:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)     
2226.1318 In reply to 2226.1316 

He's regularly arsed.



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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
 To:  Mr (M00RL0CK)     
2226.1320 In reply to 2226.1319 

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh YES!


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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
 To:  Sulkpot     
2226.1321 In reply to 2226.1319 

I did a presentation on Thatcherism today, t'was fun it was.


Antoine
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 From:  Sulkpot  
 To:  ANT_THOMAS     
2226.1322 In reply to 2226.1321 

Yes it was. How was the presentation?

 

BaDoom-tish.


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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
 To:  Sulkpot     
2226.1323 In reply to 2226.1322 

Aye, it was pretty good. We just had to outline the basic ideology, I had Thatcherism, someone else had to find out if Majorism existed. Other did history of Labour, Tories and Lib Dem. Plus some other stuff on socialism.

 

Mine rocked socks of course!


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 From:  truffy  
 To:  ANT_THOMAS     
2226.1324 In reply to 2226.1323 

And did Majorism actually exist? If it did, I can't say I noticed it.


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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
 To:  truffy     
2226.1325 In reply to 2226.1324 

The presentation was basically the fact that it was a random mess of nothing and everything with a load of 'One Nation' Tory Ideas.


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 From:  truffy  
 To:  ANT_THOMAS     
2226.1326 In reply to 2226.1325 

Ahhh, right. That explains why it didn't stick in my tiny mind.


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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)  
 To:  truffy     
2226.1327 In reply to 2226.1326 

That and the complete lack of naked women.

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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)     
2226.1328 In reply to 2226.1327 

I might have missed it, but where did the naked women come into Thatcherism? I definitely remember Thatcherism, but not the naked women.


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