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 From:  steve  
 To:  mmm (JAY)     
2226.1152 In reply to 2226.1151 

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(Yay other-Steve, is it buying the dragon a pint?)


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 From:  mmm (JAY)  
 To:  steve     
2226.1153 In reply to 2226.1152 
So mean :(

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 From:  Sulkpot  
 To:  steve     
2226.1154 In reply to 2226.1152 
He's clearly ofering the wee beastie a lollipop in order to stop it licking his head.

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 From:  Sulkpot  
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2226.1155 In reply to 2226.1154 
So mean :(

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 From:  mmm (JAY)  
 To:  Sulkpot     
2226.1156 In reply to 2226.1154 
There's nothing mean about that, you dappy bitch.

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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  Manthorp      
2226.1157 In reply to 2226.1150 
Having now cradled one of your balls in my hand, I'm even more amazed by your carving skills, because they're even smaller than I'd anticipated.

Kenny
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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)     
2226.1158 In reply to 2226.1157 
Mind you, you've got big hands. Strong, too, but gentle.


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 From:  Manthorp   
 To:  steve     
2226.1159 In reply to 2226.1152 

Curiously enough, given that my subject matter is the two patron saints of Jersey, SS George and Mary, this is actually a Mary ball, not a George one.

 

It's the story of the Seigneur of Hambye, a Norman Lord who slayed a dragon in la Houge Bie, Jersey, which had been causing the natives some upset. The other half will show him being cowardly (cowardlily?) killed by his own manservant, in order that he can get into the knickers of his master's missus.

 

When she found out out what he had done, she had him hung, then built a Maryan chapel on top of a huge mound (actually, a celtic barrow) so that she could see it from Normandy.

 

Interesting iconographic stuff going off there, I think: barrows, long associated with dragons (rumours started to protect contents? Or because, when they are dug, a hoard of treasure is found inside?). Maryan chapel, (which is still there today) symbolic conquest of Christianity over paganism? And an interesting Freudian twist, with Mary overwhelming the dragon. Girls on top...

 

An education in every nut.



"It will come as no surprise to anybody familiar with the work of MC Escher to learn that he was a life-long slave to constipation."
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 From:  mmm (JAY)  
 To:  Racoon     
2226.1161 In reply to 2226.1160 
Be sick. Cause then you'll probably feel a bit better for a while, unless you were /really/ hammered.

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 From:  mmm (JAY)  
 To:  Racoon     
2226.1163 In reply to 2226.1162 

Just, drink water and stuff probably. TRY SOME MIRACLE HANGOVER CURES.

 

And yeh, but vodka is rats piss anyway.


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 From:  milko  
 To:  Racoon     
2226.1164 In reply to 2226.1162 
What you /were/ doesn't really come into it. If you're feeling crap, being sick the once may well sort you out to a point where you can feel a bit better for the rest of the day. If you're too far gone, it'll feel better for about a minute and then you'll feel as bad again. Drink water, stay away from bright lights and noise and monitors.

milko
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 From:  mmm (JAY)  
 To:  milko     
2226.1165 In reply to 2226.1164 
ALCOHOLIC :@

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 From:  milko  
 To:  mmm (JAY)     
2226.1166 In reply to 2226.1165 

<glances at now-empty ribena bottle>

 

HARDCORE


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 From:  steve  
 To:  Racoon     
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 From:  truffy  
 To:  steve     
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:D

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