"So little of what could happen does happen. Why is that when I place my order in a restaurant, the waiter never returns bearing a flaming telephone directory?" Salvador Dali, possibly apocryphal
KFC is FREEDOM CHICKEN and can be enjoyed by all decent Christians.
"So little of what could happen does happen. Why is that when I place my order in a restaurant, the waiter never returns bearing a flaming telephone directory?" Salvador Dali, possibly apocryphal
I'm fond of the popcorn chicken, but occasionally my evangelical butcher reminds me of the gruesome details of its 'mechanical recovery'...
"So little of what could happen does happen. Why is that when I place my order in a restaurant, the waiter never returns bearing a flaming telephone directory?" Salvador Dali, possibly apocryphal