In the early stages people kept on posting into it to make me revisit my pain at the cracking of my ball. I think it's a sort of secret 1,000,000 thread.

Now I've articulated that publicly it will immediately die...

So, how's yer balls?

(Darren's law: If enough posters post enough posts in a thread the thread will eventually get back on topic)

Rowan's Law: Off-topicness of a thread doubles every 18 months.

I don't think it's really going to be a hit, tbh.

Yes. Yes, it would appear I do.

Racoon, in answer to your earlier question: Me.

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Oh, God, I... Whhhyy? It wasn't worth it!
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I got 1069!!!!!

First to 2000!!!~!~``!~!`

she's only saying that to make you feel better

we don't really